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JimCaedus · (09-26-2021)

KICK OUT!!

Wait...what?

Jim nearly falls off the stretcher, saved from a drop by the EMTs accompanying him while awaiting an ambulance. Regaining consciousness but a bit delirious apparently- following that Saw film finale of a match with Dolly and post-epic ambush by OCW's resident dickless dead dame walking, ~~Bam~~ Ma'am -he now tries to make it to his feet, probably to break a standing ten count, the EMTs fighting to keep him prone.

Match is over champ, just relax.

Jim refuses.

The patchwork of bandages- slick with sponged crimson -across his back loosen with the struggle. He claws at the cranial "sweatband" bandage- similarly soaked -across his forehead, angry.

I can't fuckin' _SEE_! Where's Kaiya?

Bro, calm down, an EMT urges.

The deep baritone elicits a violent reaction as the Xtreme Champion suddenly jerks hard enough (...uh..heh...) to tip the stretcher over. He hits the ground in a heap but rises- clearly in pain -to his feet.

He looks to the EMTs as if on guard and expecting to see...someone else...

Steve Sayors saunters up.

Jim, giving him a twice over, lie back down on the stretcher. You shouldn't be on your feet.

Fuck off mom, I'm fine, Coughs up enough crimson to cover his chest like a blood bath, pussy.

Why do you hate me so...

Jim, do you have any words for OCW's Bam?

Yeah, I'm glad his friend is dead.

Confused... Realization. Is there any heart in you whatsoever. Does your well of venom have NO bottom. And no, Jim, wrong Bam.

K, who the fuck's Bam then?

Bam. OCW.

OCW I know, that's the fed Betsy, Thad and TNGB've been ballin' out for belts like a hungry hungry hooker. Bam tho, that ain't ringin' any bells.

Ironic, considering he rung yours pretty loud after the match.

Don't make me angry Steve.

Excited, anticipating taking part in a Caedus-brand spoof/homage moment. 'Cause..."you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"?

Fuck you talkin' about? Get outta the way- Shoves Steve aside like a geek into some conveniently placed boxes as Kaiya Fox, otherwise known as Arcana to the XWF, briskly walks up.

The two embrace before splitting back apart, Arcana waving her hands about in the air with precise motions, her fingertips trailing tracers of light. Jim's skin begins to glow a warm gold hue and...like Wolverine, his open wounds begin to close...and in no time at all, there's no sign of damage.

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Other than all the blood I mean. Thank you baby, he says before kissing her, then- You're one in a million Kaiya.

Jim turns and extends an arm to Steve, pulling him free. Sorry brother.

Mhm.

Dusts off Steve's jacket, pats him on the back and throws an arm around Arcana's waist before walking away- He pauses and turns. Steve, tell Dolly I said-

"Trolololol"? "Fuck you"?

Removes his bloody "bandana" bandage. She's still got it.

Departs with Arcana towards whom we see is a triumphant Robert Main alongside lifelong brother Drew down the hall on their way.

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OOC: Dolly, I know something came up but what you got to post was amazing.

That was one helluva card packed with a shitload of very well written matches, thank you EVERYONE who took the time to make sure we had BADASS Night 2 results! A personal thank you to CCP for that insane main event, I know that was a lot of work and it was a lotta fun to read bro.

Bossmen, daps for the Noir theme, that was fun af to roleplay!

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