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08-28-2021, 10:08 PM
(08-28-2021, 09:56 PM)Latina Submission Machina Said: From the desk of future Anarchy Champion and reigning Billion Dollar Champion, Latina Submission Machina.
Rule 1: The champion can pick and choose when they defend their title. Must defend it at least six times in a 365 day period to keep it, or the belt is vacated and a new champion is randomly selected in a drawing out of a sombrero.
Rule 2: Every match for the Billion Dollar Championship is a submission match.
Rule 3: You can sell the belt, but only if you don't get ripped off on the price.
Rule 4: If you win a match for the title as the contender, but do not accept the title, but just wanted the title in name only, I don't care. You're obviously the champion because you won!
Rule 5: You cannot give the title away, unless it is to a small child during a make-a-wish promotion.
Rule 6: The previous champion has one automatic rematch, but only if they are able to bring another championship belt to the match and put it on the line. The Billion Dollar Championship is one of the most prestigious belts in the world, clearly, just look how shiny it is! So if you give up and just let someone else have this great belt, then the only way you will ever be guaranteed a rematch is if you can make that rematch a DOUBLE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
"As the creator of the belt, I set down the rules even I have to abide by. You don't get to amend the rules as laid down by ME. Comprende? Your rules do not exist. Only mine, since I actually made these the legal rules through my team of lawyers."
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