The Steubenville Star
8/3/2021

Alleged Drug Addict & Child Abuser Hospitalized, X-treme Wrestling To Blame?

At 12:15 AM central time a local professional wrestler was checked into Trinity Medical Center West in Steubenville, Ohio. Charles Nichols is known professionally as 'Charlie Nickles' and, on the local circuit, as 'That Useless Fat Fuck'. Our sources indicate that Charles arrived to the hospital in an ambulance while in critical condition. The hospital has confirmed to the Steubenville Star that Mr. Nichols arrived via ambulance and was immediately taken into surgery for a suspected gunshot wound to the head. Neither the Steubenville Police Department nor the X-treme Wrestling Federation were willing to provide any comments at this time. It is, however, rumored that the vast majority of Mr. Nichols' coworkers are at this moment texting each other laughing emojis and hoping that his health takes a turn for the worse due to his long history of viciously assaulting his peers outside the confines of their professional matches.

Was this a wrestling stunt gone wrong? An attempted homicide? At this point in time we are left with more answers than questions, but the Steubenville Star will be keeping you updated as the story continues to unfold!