(07-17-2021, 03:09 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: I don't know who that terrible actor was, but Thad doesn't even work Saturdays.

I was in Key West, but definitely not Orlando. Whoever that was that got jacked up? I'll pay his medical bills.

"Yeah! And BoB never attacked me either! It was all smoke and mirrors. I ducked out before they came, so they brought a fake me out. Looked more like Kurt Cobain than me, but hey, they do what they can with what little money they have. I heard Ozz's money is in Zimbabwean dollars so it looks a lot, but is actually only worth like 12 cents. I also heard that Bobby Bourbon is literally made of bourbon, which clearly violates XWF Code of Conduct item C1769 stipulating that the only personified liquids that are allowed to compete are those made of cranberry juice or piss (it was a era thing). Chris Page also gave up smoking the ganja and found God and now wants to be known as "Catholic" Chris Page. Kids everywhere need to watch out!

Further, I also have it on good authority that I used my smoke and mirror tricks with Corey and the War Criminal (not you, Thad)! BoB beat up actors there too! This whole damn Savage was a shmoz! Except for the part where I won. Twice. And the part Geri got beat up too, that was fun."