Cadryn feels his phone vibrate in his pocket.

Another edition of Gravy Newz has hit the preverbal stands!

Cadryn opens the article and begins reading through it..

You’re probably wondering why someone would randomly have an alert set for something like this..

But the truth is he will always follow Gravy’s ramblings regardless because, hey, best friends and all!

Cadryn’s eyes widen as he works his way through the article, an angry smile adorns his face..

Cadryn exclaims aloud to himself..

“…this fuckin guy..””

POOFS