Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
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The 'cool' kliq fans
(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
(Where is my roster page?)
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03-03-2021, 09:55 AM
(03-02-2021, 10:00 AM)Demos Said: Demos walks into Lacklan's office with a warm smile on his face and a distinctly beefy smell to him. He had heard that Sarah Lacklan was looking for a new Greggo, so he came equipped with his resume. His two championship belts were slung around his waist, his heavymetalweight belt partially covering up his television championship. He slides his resume onto Sarah's desk as he nods his head at her. His greasy mane slips partially over his shoulders as he leans forward, flinging a small amount of greasy slime onto the paper print out.
'Demos
dolfinkillah88@gmail.com
Work Experience:
XWF 2020-present
Job Titles: Longest Reigning TV Champion, Eternal Heavymetalweight Champion
Duties: Win championships, beat Thunder Knuckles, provide generally acceptable promotional materials
Sunnyvale Trailer Park 2000-2020
Job Title: Assistant to the Assistant Supervisor
Duties: Help Lahey and Randy manage the day to day duties of the trailer park.
Major Accomplishments:
-Ended Sarah Lacklan's in-ring career in a former life
-Undefeated on Anarchy programming'
He stands in front of Lacklan's desk patiently as he waits for his job interview.
Ashley Allen scrunches her nose at the smell of the man plopped before her. By no means the most foul odor she has come across...she was employed by that disgusting lesbian Kenzi, after all...but it was certainly pungent. As she glances down at the resume atop the desk, she sighs inwardly at letting her friend convince her that she should handle the interviews for her replacement herself. It was important to make sure that they didn't end up with another Dolly...she still hated that dumb bitch ever-so-much, regardless of what drug warren she was presently being passed around in...and that meant sacrifices such as this. Thankfully, though, this was an easy interview to handle.
"While I appreciate the time you took out of your day to come in, Mister...um...Demos, is it? I am sorry to say that we are looking for someone who meets all of our expectations. But thank you for coming and may you walk along the Path of Light!"
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