Jim Jinsunero rolls himself out to the entrance ramp nearly a half an hour after the show has ended. The bald and badly beaten lawyer is wearing a neck brace, back brace, and casts on both his legs. He sits in his wheelchair atop the entrance ramp. The feed has long been cut and the only fans left in attendance are the sleeping drunks that haven't been escorted out by security yet. He coughs into the microphone, then speaks.

"To all you who came out here tonight to see the DDS vs. Continuum trial over the legitimacy of the Free Bird rule......the network fucked you! Just as we were setting up to begin our trial preparations, the network axed the segment! They said it would be far too much Thaddeus Duke for one program, and that the ratings wouldn't recover! But don't worry! The fake freebird fucks will yet STILL be officially ruled illegitimate! That's right, folks! When DDS wins their lawsuit against the freebirds, Thaddeus Duke will have to fight a handicap match against Daymoist and Jim "The Jim" Jimson! You can catch the trial exclusively on SPLAT for a small fee! Get 100% off when you use the promo code 'THADSUXLUL'!

And to the family of Pappy, I WILL represent you against the XWF in a court of law! Letting anyone who is not trained extensively in the art of professional wrestling come near Miss Fury is absolute NEGLIGENCE! Call me, and we'll take down Vinnie Lane for good!"

Jinsunero drops the microphone, but luckily the speakers had long been disconnected. The lawyer rolls himself backstage with a smirk on his face.