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The Commissioner's Office
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Lacklan Offline
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02-01-2021, 09:43 AM

Sarah Lacklan, with a dress featuring ridiculously puffy sleeves and a hat covered in large feathers, sits behind a desk within a small room. Upon the desk is one of her famous notebooks, ink and feathered pen sitting next to it, and a nameplate on the front stating Anarchy Commissioner. To her left, in full view of anyone entering the room, is a large screen with the current rules for the Anarchy brand displayed:
  • No Flippy Stuff (You MAY jump off the top rope ONCE per match, but without flourish, spin, twist, or rotation)
  • No pottymouths! (aka, The Ruby Rule)
  • No Weapons/Hardcore wrestling (God loathes that garbage!)
  • Must be at Anarchy events at least two hours before opening bell (To be early is to be on time!)
  • Must stay for entire show (You can't improve without watching stars like me!)
  • Must provide ALL required promotional material (No one likes a Silent Sally!)
  • No outside interference (Win your matches clean...like when I defeated Roxy for the UGWC Global Championship!)
  • Must attend pre-show slide-show presentation (there will be a test!)
  • No making fun of Ruby (That's MY job!)

Below that is a convoluted list of weighted fines for infractions so minute and complicated that the team of XWF lawyers continually rub their collective heads in consternation.

She flashes her Billion $$$ Smile and eagerly awaits the first of what shall no doubt be many, MANY visitors from her new charges.
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The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-01-2021, 09:43 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-01-2021, 12:05 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Ruby - 02-01-2021, 09:51 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-01-2021, 12:07 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Roxy Cotton - 02-01-2021, 09:59 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-01-2021, 12:08 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Referee John X - 02-01-2021, 09:59 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-01-2021, 12:10 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by T.H.U.G.S - 02-01-2021, 10:02 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-01-2021, 12:14 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-01-2021, 12:16 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Roxy Cotton - 02-01-2021, 10:20 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-01-2021, 12:19 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-01-2021, 12:31 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-01-2021, 12:52 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-01-2021, 01:31 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-01-2021, 04:33 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mr. Oz - 02-01-2021, 09:32 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-02-2021, 12:10 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-02-2021, 07:10 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Ash Quinn - 02-02-2021, 06:44 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-02-2021, 12:13 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-02-2021, 07:44 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Roxy Cotton - 02-02-2021, 07:31 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-02-2021, 07:45 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-02-2021, 08:17 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Shawn Wylde - 02-02-2021, 09:18 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-02-2021, 12:15 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-03-2021, 09:37 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-03-2021, 12:17 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mr. Oz - 02-03-2021, 12:21 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-03-2021, 12:26 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-03-2021, 12:45 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Taco - 02-03-2021, 12:29 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-03-2021, 12:46 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mr. Oz - 02-03-2021, 01:16 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-03-2021, 01:46 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Tommy Wish - 02-03-2021, 01:47 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mr. Oz - 02-03-2021, 02:29 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mr. Oz - 02-03-2021, 05:21 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-10-2021, 09:47 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Dean Rose - 02-10-2021, 10:10 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 02-10-2021, 10:53 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-03-2022, 01:30 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Ruby - 03-03-2022, 01:37 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-03-2022, 01:43 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Ruby - 03-03-2022, 01:45 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-03-2022, 01:48 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Ruby - 03-03-2022, 01:50 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-03-2022, 01:53 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-05-2022, 08:43 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-06-2022, 12:25 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-06-2022, 06:11 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-07-2022, 07:38 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-07-2022, 09:38 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Tommy Wish - 03-07-2022, 10:50 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Maxine - 03-07-2022, 01:19 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-07-2022, 03:09 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-07-2022, 07:43 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Tommy Wish - 03-07-2022, 08:19 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-07-2022, 08:31 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Tommy Wish - 03-07-2022, 08:46 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-10-2022, 11:00 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-10-2022, 11:16 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-10-2022, 11:32 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-10-2022, 03:33 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-10-2022, 07:41 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-10-2022, 12:45 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-11-2022, 08:22 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-14-2022, 11:06 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-14-2022, 11:26 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-14-2022, 11:30 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-14-2022, 01:11 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 06:55 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 07:02 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 07:11 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 07:30 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 07:50 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 08:37 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 09:09 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 09:30 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 12:49 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 01:09 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 01:25 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Tommy Wish - 03-22-2022, 01:35 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 02:14 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Ruby - 03-22-2022, 02:51 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 04:11 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 04:31 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-22-2022, 06:31 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-24-2022, 08:46 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by T.H.U.G.S - 03-24-2022, 02:33 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-24-2022, 04:00 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-24-2022, 07:09 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Jenny Myst - 03-24-2022, 07:41 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-24-2022, 07:43 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Jenny Myst - 03-24-2022, 07:55 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-24-2022, 07:57 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Jenny Myst - 03-24-2022, 08:12 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-24-2022, 08:16 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-25-2022, 06:22 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-28-2022, 12:28 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-28-2022, 01:04 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-28-2022, 02:05 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-29-2022, 08:48 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by MollyBarnes - 03-29-2022, 09:28 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-29-2022, 09:34 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by MollyBarnes - 03-29-2022, 10:07 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-30-2022, 11:16 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by BGTL - 03-30-2022, 11:20 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by BGTL - 03-30-2022, 11:17 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by MollyBarnes - 03-30-2022, 11:24 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-30-2022, 11:25 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 03-30-2022, 12:56 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by MollyBarnes - 03-30-2022, 02:16 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Tommy Wish - 03-30-2022, 08:52 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-06-2022, 11:46 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-06-2022, 11:57 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-06-2022, 12:14 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-15-2022, 08:40 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mr. Oz - 04-15-2022, 09:44 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Ruby - 04-15-2022, 10:47 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-16-2022, 07:49 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Mark Flynn - 04-16-2022, 10:02 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mr. Oz - 04-17-2022, 12:42 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Mark Flynn - 04-17-2022, 04:02 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Mark Flynn - 04-17-2022, 06:34 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-18-2022, 07:50 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Mark Flynn - 04-17-2022, 07:35 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mr. Oz - 04-18-2022, 10:37 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mr. Oz - 04-18-2022, 11:22 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Mark Flynn - 04-18-2022, 03:09 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mark Flynn - 04-18-2022, 05:01 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Mark Flynn - 04-18-2022, 06:24 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Mark Flynn - 04-18-2022, 06:54 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Mark Flynn - 04-18-2022, 07:02 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mr. Oz - 04-19-2022, 03:53 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mr. Oz - 04-20-2022, 02:01 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-26-2022, 08:46 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-26-2022, 09:05 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Reggie Estrada - 04-26-2022, 09:11 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-26-2022, 09:20 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-26-2022, 09:54 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-26-2022, 11:08 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-26-2022, 11:40 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-30-2022, 06:30 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 04-30-2022, 02:55 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mr. Oz - 04-30-2022, 06:39 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Mark Flynn - 04-30-2022, 07:00 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Raion Kido - 05-01-2022, 10:51 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 05-02-2022, 08:38 AM
The Commissioner's Office - by Mark Flynn - 05-02-2022, 08:45 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 05-02-2022, 11:11 AM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Mark Flynn - 05-02-2022, 12:03 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 05-02-2022, 01:46 PM
re:The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 05-02-2022, 03:26 PM
The Commissioner's Office - by Lacklan - 05-02-2022, 04:41 PM



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