Tony, watching this worthless whining from the comfort of his street corner television set (it's pretty fancy here!), grabs a spare Pabst Blue Ribbon and hands it in the direction of Luca and Aldway...

Santos: Guys, just, just, chill out now and have a beer. Here, here, just, um, take this one...

Tony, clearly slurring his words and having trouble composing himself, pauses. Is he trying to get himself looking civil and stately for the fine folks watching? No, not at all. He's looking down at the can of PBR, a stern, contemplating look on his face.

Santos: No, no, this is mine.

Tony hugs the can of swill and proceeds to collapse, all back and ab muscles giving out at once, and he nails the pavement. Not fazed, he pours the PBR from the can, about a foot from his face, aiming for his mouth, missing the entire time.

At least his nostrils got a nice taste of shitty, lukewarm piss beer.

The scene fades to black.

September 2013 and May 2019 Star of the Month
1x Hart Champion
1x Television Champion
1x Xtreme Champion