We open inside of the Greek prison that currently holds four out of eight BOB’s. Miss Fury is slumped against the wall on a bench. Barney is sitting alone, possibly plotting the demise of everyone on this content right now, and TK is, well...

”I’m freaking the fuck out man!”

Neither Barney nor Fury seem to pay much mind to TK, hinting that he’s probably been talking this way for a while now.

”I’m supposed to be half way around the fucking world right now looking for Unknown Soldier! Every minute we waste is literally costing me money!”

”Delaying…”

Caught off guard and confused by Fury’s response, TK violently turns to her and questions her meaning. ”What!?”

Fury seems to have grown tired of TK’s bellyaching as she springs up off of the bench and storms right up to him, poking her index finger into his chest as she addresses him.

”DELAYING, not costing, and besides, who said that you could cash in that chip, assuming you were to find it?”

”You told me that if I fucking joined BOB, I was free to explore any other avenues of Goddamned profit without interference from you!” TK expectedly barks back as Fury tries to stand between him and his Xbux.

A satisfied smirk forms on her face as Fury realizes that her tactic of snapping TK out of it by turning his mind over to money had worked.

”Of course you are.” She says as she casually walks past him, staring out through the bars to the dark cold world outside. ”However as a member of BOB, you are required to offer BOB first dibs on any items stolen, hacked, or otherwise illegally got.”

”Oh, shit, no problem!” he says as he spreads his arms out with a toothy grin.

Fury allows a moment to pass before she dampers his mood by saying, ”We can discuss your friend discount once we find our way out of our current predicament.”

”Speaking of?” He says as his mind falls back to jail. ”You’ve got to tell me what this plan is before I fucking lose it! You keep saying that they’ll release us, but it’s been days and notta! I’m this close to rolling on you fuckers and cuttin’ a deal!” It’s an empty threat. TK ain’t no snitch.

For free!

”I never said release, and you guys may want to take cover!”

Suddenly the cell door explodes off of it’s hinges as Bobby Bourbon smashes his way into the cell as Barney Green and Thunder Knuckles look on in shock realizing that the cell door broke open from the sheer force of Bourbon!

“What are you guys waiting for!? We’ve got people to WRECK on Warfare!” says Bobby Bourbon with a half smoked unlit cigar hanging from his mouth.

Bobby throws the door to the side and we see Barney, Fury, and Knuckles slowly walk out of the cell. Barney reaches into God knows where and pulls out a gun.

Mortified by the thought, Fursy questions him. “Where’d you get the gun from?”

color=green]“Don’t wanna know the answer to that one but let's just say, I got one impressive cavity that can hide a lot of stuff.” says Barney with a grin. [/green]

“Where the fuck was that shit five weeks ago when they threw our asses in jail?” asks Knuckles in an agitated tone.

Before Barney has a chance to respond, a panicked and unfamiliar males voice calls out from down the hall.

“VOITHEIA! VOITHEIA!”
(HELP! HELP!)

The gang turn their attention to the source of the screams to see a shaky guard with his metal extendable BOBerKnocker drawn into his tightly clenched fist.

BLAMO!

Uh… Let’s just say that the shot rang out like thunder. It caused all of the BOB’s to jump from its unexpectedness. All but one, the source of the shot heard round the BOB’s, BARNEY FUCKING GREEN!

And he just killed a man!


Suddenly a whole platoon of these goons are on top of BOB because of that weird BLAMO noise! Barney Green doesn’t give a shit though, and just starts firing off his gun at any and everything that moves unless it’s asking him to join something!

This reckless carnage inspires Bourbon to pull out a flame thrower and start shooting, roasting everything down the hallway, both living and dead! We then watch a few people escape the carnage as they run out of the front gates, followed closely by BOB looking all action hero bad ass!

”Don’t worry about that.”

[color=#ff00000]”Don’t worry about what? How you and Bobby went all super psycho back there?”[/color]

”Yup...” Barney says as he fires off the last couple of rounds into the air, causing TK to jump.

Bobby drops the now empty flamethrower to the ground as we watch the prison burn behind him.

Barney reloads the gun as they walk away from the burning wreckage.

“Now onward to Warfare we march!” says Bobby Bourbon.

The four of them approach some sort of UFO looking X-Men plane. It’s painted all black, with silver trim and a HUGE #JoinBOB logo down each side.

”Wasn’t that fun and exciting?” asks Barney as the hatch begins closing behind him.

”Of all the BOB’s, it’s you that I have the toughest time figuring out Mr. Green. I’m thankful to not call you a foe.” Fury says as everyone realizes that she hadn’t boarded the plane.

Bobby hollered out in a panic. ”Wait, aren’t ya coming boss!”

”I’ll meet you guys there. I have a meeting that I’m quite late for.” Of course she was talking about that potential new BOB she needs to persuade.

FADE

TO

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Here we stand coming into Warfare. I may not be the best wrestler but that doesn’t matter when you got the intelligence I bring to the table. Straight up brawler from Boston, MA. Representing BOB. Didn’t need that job anymore. That was a joke. That company wasn’t gonna fire me so might as well go out with a bang.

Griffin McAllister. Been awfully quiet lately. Seems like you may be a bit scared of what I can do to you and thats perfectly normal. Daddy is gonna show you what he is capable of in the ring. Daddy has been waiting for the moment to finally destroy you and that is now.

Finn Kuhn. You and I are stepping into the ring yet again. You are nothing more than a speed bump that isn’t even worth my time anymore. But I will say this much. You are a walking joke. How many times will the Kaiser come and go? What are you gonna do to me? Absolutely nothing.

Tommy Gunn. You may be a killer but I am a monster myself. Been killed and brought back from the dead. Since I joined BOB, its been smooth sailing for me. This group will slowly take over and destroy the XWF.

Join us or die. Its that simple. What sacrifice are you willing to make? Stepping into the ring against Three of the Best BOB has. Miss Fury. Bobby Bourbon and yours truly himself. The Daddy Of Violence. You want violence? I got no problem bringing that to the table.

You saw what I did to my former boss. I’m already going to hell. Might as well take as many people as i can with me. Fuck ‘em all.