Tula bites the fingers of Alias, before immediately regretting that decision because the dude tastes like sour milk. She kicks out of the pin and rolls up Alias, despite the fact that this isn't a match and he's not the champion. She placed her arm on Alias' throat and the normal smile she normally has is gone.

Feisty, aren't you? And someone who thinks they know what's going on. Here's the problem - you don't pay enough attention to things outside your little bubble. If you did, you'd know that everything you just said was complete bullshit.

Did I use the Left Hand to win the Anarchy Title? Yes. Why? Well, if you would have been watching Anarchy, you would have seen that Kenzi Grey was consistently using her own people to make sure she wins and retains the title. It may have been more "admirable" to just take the losses, but it also would have been stupid as fuck. This is professional wrestling. You eat or you get eaten!

And let me ask you this question, Allison. Do you really think I lost to Ash Quinn in a straight up match? Like, do you really think that happened? Knowing everything you know now about me the Left Hand, wouldn't it make a lot of sense for me to just throw that match? A non-title, nothing match on Savage? You don't think there's a chance we worked it out ahead of time?

No, of course not. You're not that bright. You only see things as completely binary. Things must be exactly what they appear to be, because that's all your tiny brain can handle.

And don't be picking on Boris! That man is a Slavic hero. You wish you had half the admiration Boris receives. Is the dude dumber than an ox? Maybe. But he's "funny dumb". You're tragically dumb. Boris is the kind of dumb that makes him get drunk and suddenly gives him the confidence to try and fly. You're the kind of dumb where you THINK you're smart. You're like every twenty-something with a liberal arts degree - blinded by a lack of self reflection.

You want to come to Anarchy? Go for it. But you don't get a shot right off the bat. That's not how this works. You have to earn it. Maybe you can start by fighting Boris? That should be a really good match. After all, Boris just beat the Hart Champion, and you...

...umm

I'm sure you've done something, too.

Tula releases her arm from Alias' throat and delivers an elbow shot to the head before standing back up.

2x Anarchy Champion
1x and current XWF Micronesian Champion
XWF Star Of The Month - October 2020