ALIAS
Space Jesus
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01-16-2021, 03:39 AM
With his hand still in Tula's mouth, glove on though - he's not that gross - Alias keeps raving.
"While I've got you here, you fucking deluded cunt-rag, let me lay out a few other home truths for you. Let's start with this whole attitude change you've had recently. It's all about Tula, right? All about you?
My right hand is my left.
You are doing an absolutely terrible job at making anyone think you're worth half a damn. I have what I consider to be a special talent, see... I can read minds! Well, not really. I'm just extremely good at reading faces. I mean, look at yours right now, while your eating this hand! You look very uncomfortable.
See? I'm fucking good.
Thing is, any other time that I've seen you, I see the doubt plastered all over your face. Have you done the right thing, or is this all going to come back and bite you in the ass?
Well does this answer the fucking question? Big bad Tula going all tough and pushing over old man Cent. So tough! So smart! That's why you've got a laundry list of people wanting to put you down... Cent... Ruby... Kenzi... Vita... Graves and the rest of B.O.B... Lane... The Left Hand... Me...
This is the grave you've fucking dug yourself. The grave that your desperately trying to claw your way back out of. But each time you do, you just put another name on the list.
And now here I am. I'm the universe reverting back to its natural order.
And now here you are. Here lies the big bad Tula, like a fucking chump underneath my bad hand.
Some badass.
All that shit about Anarchy being your show? Shit, you better pray that you lose that cummerbund at Snow Job, otherwise I will be coming to Anarchy, and I will be gunning straight for you and your stupid pantsuits. And let's face it, people coming into Anarchy from the other shows, that really doesn't bode well for you. Let's not forget what happened the last time that you came to our shows. You know what? since you're here, and you clearly have the time, let's take that trip down memory lane:
You fucking lost.
To Ash goddamn Quinn.
My lord, how did I forget that just a few seconds ago? Here I was slandering the already dogshit name of Ash Quinn by saying that you were on her level now. Fuck me, now I need to apologise to that trigger happy harpy, because you're not even there! I never thought that I would be able to say this to a single person in the entirety of human history, but you're actually lower than Ash. Lower than the lowest gnat that Warfare could offer up.
Congratul-fucking-lations, T. That's a record that nobody will ever beat!
Say good night now, you pimpled asshole. Say good night, and Eat My Right Hand."
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Do you have a light?
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