The tape breaks in Alias's mouth and he spits it back into Tula's face. He blinks, super confused about what just happened.

"Wait, wasn't I just pinning you? How the hell did you leave The Left Hand while I was pinning you?

Must be that time travelling bitch!

But great job, Tula. You left a group that you were only in as long as Charlie's micropenis, and you accomplished... what exactly? What the fuck was the point of all of that? You got your title back, cool. You had actually won that title previously, so uh... why'd you need the help this time? Such a "badass". You uh... you know you're going to have to defend it next show, right? And defending your Anarchy title is where you've actually had problems. Maybe you should've held out for that... you know, because you're so smart and all that?

If you supposedly know what you're doing, I'm fucking dying for you to tell me. It makes no fucking sense! From where I'm standing, it looks like Baph' going to jail got you spooked, so you bailed. I know you're such a 'badass' though, so that couldn't be true right? That's why you think you're the only one able to stop B.O.B. taking over Anarchy, but when you actually had a chance to fight them just on this last show... you fucking bailed! Right? Because you're a 'badass'. Sure there were three of them, but you can 'manipulate' people into doing things too, so why not find others to fight them? Shit, if you wanted to stop B.O.B., you could have manipulated The Left Hand to doing so, and THEN turned your back on them. B.O.B. was right there, ready for you to vanquish them! But what did you do? Oh yeah, you bailed.

Plot holes everywhere!

Hell, even without The Left Hand, you still could have gotten Boris to help you. Because I'm the one hanging out with people with a low brain cell count.

Really, dumbfuck? You're going in that direction? With Boris right there?

Man, you really have no clue what you're doing.

I'll tell you though.

You're running.

Running from Ruby; from Kenzi; from B.O.B.; and now... you're going to be running from me. The person who has nothing but [i[freedom[/i] to go wherever he wants whenever he wants. I'm not picking fights with everybody, douchebag - I sure as fuck don't care about Charlie! I'm just swinging at the Left Handed fucks who picked a fight with me first!

Oh, and Betsy.

And Thad.

But that's it, I swear!

Is that really longer than your list of enemies? Doubt it.

Once a Left Hand, always a Left Hand, in my mind. That's why I'm here. You've left? Doesn't matter. Now you're just on Ash Quinn's level. Jesus, what a level to be on. Kind of struggling to see how anyone could be jealous of you in that position.

I am just so thankful that your family are dead. It means there won't be any more of you. Soon enough... you're entire fucking lineage will be.

Eat Tula Keali'i."

He shoves his right hand, the icky one, into Tula's mouth this time and pins her again.