Tula kicks out. She kicks Alias in the stomach and pulls out a copy of the 1981 comedy classic "Arthur" on VHS. She shoves it into Alias' mouth.

Here, hold this for me.

Boy, if only you could have waited a couple of hours. Maybe then you could have found something better to say other than "oh, look, you're a follower! Hurpa derp!" Please, I know what the fuck I'm doing. I know you're used to hanging out with folks who have more points on their license than they do brain cells, but there are some of us who actually think about shit and are able to manipulate situations.

As far as my family? Fuck 'em. Both of my parents are dead, and most of the living relatives I have left are assholes. But you did ask a very important question - was this what I dreamed up when I was growing up? Hmm, let me think...

Did I dream of being a complete bad ass and a multi time champion that has made everyone so jealous that they feel the need to snipe at me at every turn? Why yes, it's exactly what I dreamed of.

You can mock Anarchy all you want. At least I have a show. What exactly do you have, Alias, other than a scar on your hand? You are picking fights with so many people and you have nothing to show for it. At least Charlie has a couple of titles, and he's a fat dude that doesn't bathe. You? You're just a chained up junkyard dog. You sound mean. You want nothing more than to take a bite out of any unsuspecting trespasser who has the misfortune of stepping into your yard. But, you can't. Instead, you just run to the end of your chain and bark.

It's ok, Alias. Someone will pet you someday.

Tula kicks Alias in the mouth, causing the VHS copy of the 1981 comedy classic "Arthur" to break.

2x Anarchy Champion
1x and current XWF Micronesian Champion
XWF Star Of The Month - October 2020