(01-12-2021, 01:04 PM)Alias Said: "Oh I have so many questions about the world. This will really help me with my memoirs.

Firstly, is cereal soup? That one has been bugging me for a while.

Is Vermont real? I have seen no credible evidence.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it a hostage situation? Asking for a friend.

Why does rain drop but snow fall?

And most importantly... are you ready to Eat The Left Hand?

Thanks, doll!"

"Wow......this is a toughie. Okay let me dive in.....

Uh.....first question.

*she types it into google*

Dictionary.com defines soup as “a liquid food made by boiling or simmering meat, fish, or vegetables with various added ingredients.”

"Well that doesn't help. Lemme see if I can wrap my head around this one.....

I guess it could be soup. I mean, it has all of the same principles at soup. I think societal norms won't allow us to call it soup. I also think that soup is all together ONE item, even though it is separate ingredients. Ya know? Like you CAN eat cereal without milk....but you can't eat soup without broth. So, again, I think it boils down (see what I did there?!) to societal norms, but I am going to go with no, it's not soup. But it is yummy.

Next question was, is Vermont real? Well.....my answer would be, unfortunately, yes. I lost lost a match a time or two in Vermont. I think it is one of those lost leper colonies or perhaps even an infected zone like in 28 days later. They seem to think wearing plaid all year long is acceptable there and Birkenstock's are an fashionable footwear in February. Does everyone there have a Jesus complex? No, because they don't believe in religion. But they do enjoy looking, smelling and most of them being, sex offenders. Charlie Nickles would fit in perfectly.

*She takes a sip of her chai late.*

"Okay....okay....If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation? Umm......yes? No? I think Ash Quinn is the better one to ask about this, she seems to change her personality with the seasons. I am going to go with.....yes, because it's funnier. Hope this helps your friend!

"Why does rain drop but snow fall? Sheesh, you seriously have a lot of free time. Okay......well, the answer here is density. It's all about being dense. Betsy would be a good one for this, she's pretty dense. But I think it has to do with density. Since water is denser it has more weight and it drops as rainfall while snow is less denser and falls! There can also be 'rainfall' though, right? Or "the rain is falling outside", I have heard that before. Just depends on how you perceive it, but technically speaking, it comes down to shape, size and density. Yay science!"

*Another sip of the chair latte*

"And most importantly... am I ready to Eat The Left Hand? I mean, as much as I'd rather gobble Syphilis dick than come anywhere close to eating anything they have to offer, they have been tormenting me for weeks. They have my belt. They think they're above everyone and that the Queen is just going to fold under the pressure of their silly and childish games. So, as much as the whole eating this repulses me, I am ready to break them into tiny pieces and sweep them into the trash where they belong.

I hope this helps and please tune in when my actual radio show kicks off after Snow Job!"