"Wow. People seem and sound, very scorned. In fact Thad, almost sounds like an old wash woman. Don't know what got him outta sorts, since we never had a conflict before and we always seemed to get along previously but I guess it makes sense cause it's happening. Oh and I'm obviously not dead, since dead people... besides our loveable zombie, Zane... don't talk. I'm definitely going to take care of these wounds though. Good match, Chuck! Hope to have another."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM