"I'll go for Doc's second option. Thank you Doctor, you are as always helpful, wise and wonderful. It'll be.... ahahahaha! Israel Fairyboy... by the sanctioned gods, I have never been entertained so much, by such a poor attempt at slander, since my encounters with the Feders. When they would call me 'Fruity Starfish' as an insult. Puh-a-leez. Are you for real, right now? Anyway me vs Charlie... a prelude to my victory over a fucking backwoodsman. Whaddya say Chuck? Od ouy evol ti?"

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM