We see Jim Jimson with a pen and quill, writing a letter

Dearest Charile Nickle, son of the Inventor of the Nickle, Michael Nickle

I regret to inform you that I do not own a cellular device, as they are a tool used for the continuance of the dolphin domination over the civilised world, but I still use the well reliable tactic of trained message-eagle deliverer's. Yes you had noticed, I was unable to train for my upcoming professional wrestling bout, as a request for my help, was given out, by the XWF, so it had become clear that focusing on this particular request had been more of an important matter than focusing on my respective opponents, Lil' Fuckboi numero uno and Lil' Bitchboi numero dos. I believe that you're educated guess about the championship bout allocation of the man they call loverboy, Vincent Lane, may be quite correct as the current state of the tag team division is more dead than Peter Gilmour's chances of being a hetrosexual male, by the simple process of elimination it is clear to the common eye that, DDS are the most obvious choice for a tag team title match. I wish you the best of luck in your title retain formality against Johnny Legend.

From, the ultra-sex magnet, Jim Jimson

Jim passes the letter to an eagle next to the window and it flies out to deliver Jim's letter to Charlie and the entirety of the XWF for some reason.

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

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Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.












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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn