Quote:Az is so baffled by hot dogs they have to ask if it's an innuendo.

"Are you on drugs? I don't know your intentions and venture to ask and that goes over your head. Like a fucking frisbee. Also you know I'm a man. What's with the 'they' pronoun? I'm a man. The man that came from the stars. Spaceman. Don't you dare bring a genderless role up cause I will slap the taste outta that fat mouth of yours. Talk about ridiculous, you can't even make sense when talking smack. It's like it's 2015 and I'm going by the name Lux again. Remember that? Nah... you don't, I was only a tag team champ with Trax, I remember that and I was a man with amnesia back then. Gosh you are such a chore, it's like an individual turned off all the lights completely and then asked someone else; that doesn't live there or frequent the property, to navigate their home. How can one do that without a map. You tire me, Bourbon and these texts, were sent cause I finally noticed your dumb ass, so I am not even in your house. Hence using your phone to reply. Unless you're saying that you see me, standing there. In which case, you have a whole other issue to deal with. Way beyond home invasion. And if multiple men broke into your house, that should concern you over a tiny, blue haired female. Boy oh boy and I'm the one considered 'out of touch' what a huge crock of shit."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM