Scene opens to a huge outdoor city hall type setting with cameramen all around. The audience is filled with XWF fans, admin and wrestlers.

Steve Sayors: Hello ladies and gentlemen! I am Steve Sayors and welcome to an XWF Xclusive Press Conference. I am your host for this evening and this press conference is sure to be a very controversial one indeed. And if you knew who organized this press conference ladies and gentlemen, you'd understand fully what I mean. Together, these two people have successfully burned and injured over a dozen superstars during their one year tenure hear in the XWF. They've also nailed XWF superstars to crosses, interfered in the personal lives of superstars, attempted to run people over, and look damn good while doing it... or so they say. Ladies and gentlemen. allow me to introduce to you, the two people who I believe are the epitome of controversiality here in the XWF, Mr.Natural and Solange Holloway.

There is a mixed reaction of fans who are in love with Mr.Natural and Solange, wrestlers who can't stand the two and who are probably victims of their shenanigans, and wrestlers who just don't know who the hell they are.

Mr.Natural: Hello ladies and gentlemen I am Mr.Natural and this is my lovely wife Solange. We would like to thank you for your warm welcome this evening. We arranged this press conference because we both have a big announcement to make. But before hand we would like to open up the floor for any questions? Anyone? Anyone at all?