OOC: I think you forgot to add the Miss Fury segment

Backstage we find Robbie Bourbon sitting in the catering area with a half-eaten whole kielbasa, or a whole half a kielbasa, in one hand, and a Calvin and Hobbes anthology in the other. Suddenly the leather-clad Miss Fury steps into the frame along with her newest recruit, and future TV champ, Thunder Knuckles.

Miss Fury: "Mr. Bourbon, has anyone taken the time to enlighten you of the perks that come along with becoming a member of BOB?"

Fury pauses to allow Robbie to answer, but he doesn't even look up from his comic.

After a moment, Fury, obviously thrown off her game by Robbie's demeanor, continues the pitch.

Miss Fury: "Um... For instance, I've been told that you are a big fan of cinema, did you know that with all of the crimes and robberies committed by BOB, we are always looking for new and exciting ways to launder our money. TK here recently came up with the idea of financing Hollywood movies as a way to clean BOB's cash."

TK raises his hand to interrupt, before interrupting!

Thunder Knuckles: "Actually Miss Fury, the fucking phrase that I used was "shitty remakes", not Hollywood movies. What we are doing is looking for the absolute cheapest, the bottom of the barrel prices to secure the rights for remakes of movies. That way we can use all of our film budgets to pay us to act in these things so we get double paid! We already have the rights locked down for a Porky's 2 remake and goddamn Troll 2! For some reason, second movies seem to be the fucking cheapest!"

Noticing that Robbie still isn't very invested in the conversation, Miss Fury decides to change tactics.

Miss Fury: "And we'd love to have you star in either of these productions, but I can tell that you're a man of action. Just name the title, and I will secure you a shot. Management around here is very susceptible to my tactics." (She says with a sly grin as she studies the eating, reading, ignoring, Bourbon.) "What I think you want, no need, are allies, perhaps even friends? You don't have anyone that you can really count on to watch your back do you? Shame, I'm sure James Raven has plenty of friends. It would be a shame if some of those friends were to get involved in your match tomorrow night, wouldn't it? BOB could help ensure that doesn't happen, just say the word."

Miss Fury looks at TK frustrated that Robbie has ignored her this entire time. TK tries to calm her down as he steps in to take care of it.

Thunder Knuckles: "Listen, Robbie, I thought this might be a hard sell, so I took the liberty of having some of the other members of BOB write testimonials as to how their careers have improved since joining BOB." (TK unfolds some papers and puts on his reading glasses.) "Jenny Myst wrote..." (TK seems confused. He flips the paper over and back.) "Okay well, Jenny just wrote "The Queen Said So" and kissed the paper. So whatever that fucking means." (TK tosses the first sheet to the floor.) "Big Money Oswald wrote, "I'm too busy a man to take time out of my day to try and convince someone of the benefits to joining BOB. We are criminals, madmen, and monsters. BOB gives us the tools needed to not only be ourselves, but also prosper as the sick, vile, and depraved human beings that we are. If you require additional convincing of how these merits would benefit you, please refer to the underlings. They can tell you just how comfortable my money and Miss Fury's leadership has made them." (TK tosses it to the ground.) "Micheal Graves wrote, "The only reason you need to join BOB is this, if you aren't with us, you're against us, and if you're against us, you have to fight ME!" (TK throws that one to the ground as well.) "Honestly man, we're going to make a metric-fuck-ton of money off this criminal shit, and with us racking up the gold too, those Xbux accounts are going to be thick boy! Real fucking thick boy!"

Miss Fury: "And if you have a problem teaming with Graves, we can just boot him out!"

TK looks at Fury confused and mouths the words "What, really?" Miss Fury slightly shakes her head no without Robbie noticing, because you know, still eating, now down to half of half of his whole kielbasa, or a whole quarter of a kielbasa, no bun, no mustard, maybe not even heated up, reading, ignoring! Finally, Fury seems to have had enough and explodes!

Miss Fury: "You know what, sit there and stuff your fat face! BOB doesn't need you anyway! You're just a washed up loser anyway! The Next time that our paths cross, it shall be as foes fat man!"

Miss Fury stomps her foot, catching Robbies' attention. He looks up at her and removes an earbud.

Robbie Bourbon: "I'm sorry, but did you say something? I was just listening to Spotify and reading some Calvin and Hobbes."

Without skipping a beat, it’s like someone hit reset!

Miss Fury: "Mr. Bourbon, has anyone taken the time to enlighten you of the perks that come along with becoming a member of BOB?"

Robbie Bourbon: "BOB? Whazzat? Bringing Our Best?"

TK half shrugs as Miss Fury grins a saccharine smile with a blank expression in her eyes.

Miss Fury: "Yep, yes, that's it exactly. You see, we see you as the legend you are, and…"

Robbie cocks an eyebrow. He bites into his half of a half of a whole kielbasa, now making it a half of a half of a half of a whole kielbasa, or a whole eighth of a kielbasa, and begins to put his earbud back in through the hole cut out of his mask JUST for earbuds. Before he can, TK interjects!

Thunder Knuckles: "Look, it'll be a lot of fucking fun, and we're remaking Porky's 2 and…"

Robbie Bourbon: "Say no more."

Robbie finishes the last of his kielbasa and sets the book down. He removes his other earbud.

Robbie Bourbon: "You son of a bitch."

TK and Miss Fury look at each other suspectly.

Robbie Bourbon: "I'm in."

TK looks somewhat relieved, however Miss Fury looks to be a little shocked.

Miss Fury: "Real, uh, really?"

Robbie Bourbon: "Absolutely. Porky's 2 is an unsung gem that today's generation not only needs, but deserves. Now, I don't remember much of that movie besides Porky wasn't in it whatsoever and the name didn't make sense as such, and it was a weird parody of Happy Days and American Grafitti, but hot damn, I want to be a part of this. Where do I sign?"

TK nudges Miss Fury. She gives him a dirty look. She then turns back to Robbie.

Miss Fury: "Well, it's less a formal contract and more of a verbal agreement."

Thunder Knuckles: "We don't really want a paper trail."

Robbie Bourbon: "Cool! Paperwork is boring anyhow."

As we cut back to ringside!