Greggo appears on a shaky video feed. He's really upset and doesn't even remember to turn his phone for landscape picture, so you know damn well he's going to get made fun of for that later. He's also covered in perspiration, and might be shirtless since we can see his upper shoulders and... oh yeah he's shirtless alright. He dropped his phone and for a second we got a view of the Full Greggo if you know what I mean. Why is he always naked???

He scoops the phone back up and, while apparently running from someone or something, cuts this quick uhhhhhh promo if we can even justify calling it that?

"Mmmm, Mmmm, Hi Kenzi! Haven't seen much of you in the public but we have seen't a lot of each other lately in private when doing secret planning with our Sarah. Aaaaanywayz hun, you and I still have a problem. Funny how ya talk about stuff happening to my Sarah, but it's you that I still owe a dodgeball to the face after what u did 2 my client in her Anarchy RP (recorded promo)!!!! You got a bloody nose comin' yer way."

"You no aim having, baboon handed, blind as a bat, smelly ass turd. Watch yer face."

"Oh uh, yeah sorry, so to all you guys watching this that have NO IDEA what I'm talking about because yer too full of yourselves to watch my client's awesome RPs, here is a clip of what happened to her at the claws of Kenzi here..."

Quote:Kenzi: “Hey, Babe!”

My Sarah: “...I’m working, Beloved…”

Kenzi: “Wanna have sex?”

Sarah immediately spins around with a bright smile on her face. As she does so, Kenzi shuffles her feet, quickly transferring her weight off the back foot and to the front, and then swings her loaded arm forward. The dodgeball flies through the air with a speed which Sarah could never predict, and the ball slams into her face hard enough that it drops her to the floor, her rump to the ground and her hands flailing.

WHAM!

My Sarah: “OW!”

Kenzi bursts out into mad laughter.

Sarah’s mouth is an apoplectic stammer.

Which is when the blood begins to come from her nose. At first a trickle, but quickly a torrent.

Kenzi stops laughing.

"Yer dang right you stop laughing gurl. You don't get to lay hands on my client without my say so. Just you wait, it might be on TV or it might be in private like when I'm bringing you and Sar some tasty beverages, wink wink. Or there might be a surprise in yer laundry one day, Kenzi. Squish squish. And don't you think I'm letting you off the hook for making me have to learn the word apoplecticstammer, which I would'a never had 2 look up if my client's narrator wasn't forced to use the word to describe the horrible stuff you did to my client's face! What a stupid word and I blame YOU for that TOO! One way or another yer gonna pay fer what you did to my Sarah's face, you big gorilla you!"