(08-16-2020, 09:48 AM)Tommy Wish Said: We see playback of all of Greggo's defenses so far,

...which clearly takes a long time, yet is only ONE defense. Sure, it's a sooper long one against Madison Dyson who was a serious challenge for our defending champ, but alas only one defense. Does Tommy already lose by suicide when his playback locks up and crashes while trying to load additional defenses that don't exist? Or was he able to "mod" the game with a new startup configuration that allowed it to run smoothly with doctored footage?

"WTF, my narrator's a fuckin' ."

Oh fuck you, Greggo. You're on your own then.

"Fine whateva man. Sarah's better anyway."

Better at what? NARRATING?

"Yes even her narrations use superior words thens you do."

...

"Ok good he's gone. Now I turn my attention to you, Tommy. First lemme kick out. Haha done. Ok now lemme hump this Jenny Myst body pillow for about an hour while you stand there and watch me. Haha done. Now let me ejaculate. haha done. Now lemme laugh at your trash talk game. Haha done."

"Daughter, did you just call me Sarah's lapdog? I say daughter like how some people say son. Get it? Ok anyway, daughter you wanna know who the only lapdog is around here? That's me, dick jaw. And it's all for Sarah. Now I dunno what point you was trying 2 make with your stupid beasty-boys-ality incest joke or whatever that was, but I ain't no damn lapdog. I'm the spokeswheel and promotional gentrification expert when it comes to converting this town of jobbers into a high class society of socialites that all know my Sarah is better than themz. This process takes time, effort, and a plethoric varietonic of different suff n' strats. It's SO much work but that's ok because I'm a strong republican who likes to werk and earn my craft."

"I was watching a Joe Biden clip today and saw him talking about having sex with little kids and how he loves bouncing them on his lap. I got a feeling that's why LAPS are on yer brain, Tommy. You sick freak. You're ugly af."

"Last but not least did you know my client Sarah Lacklan is way way better then you? BETTER THEN YOU, she is. Got a problem with it? Or are you as scared as Gage Gannon when he ran away from my super superior strong dominant client that humbled him? Tommy, she lit'chrally SAW THROUGH HIS WERDS and shaved them to shreds."

"Shaved, Tommy."

"Like how I have them do my ham when I go to the deli. Oh god, shaved ham is so friggin' GOOD especially if it's the Krakus. Sure it's Polish but them dummies sure got ham right."

Greggo reveals his new Sarah Lacklan Burrito Princess t-shirt, and offers to sell one to Tommy for $500. Will he accept the offer?

"Go away shitty narrator I hate you! I did not offer him that! Stop lying!"