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Chris Chaos · (08-11-2020)

"So if I understand this correctly.......Theo Pryce wants to screw me over? Theo Pryce wants to make my life hell? Is this the way he plans to do it? Booking me and the dangerous Ares Creed against Donovan Blackwater and Brian Storm? What does that accomplish Theo? Seeing two of your lesser talents get destroyed in that ring does nothing but cause unrest in the locker room. Who will you sacrifice next? Who will you drop at my feet next because you're too scared to step into the ring with me yourself? Really earning that 'Head of Creative' Title, aren't ya? Do you think that wasting my time is getting to me? That it is embarrassing me? That you're really sticking it to ol' Chris Chaos? Look at what I have done to you, and your response to date.

I'd say Chaos 1 Theo 0.

But the game isn't over, is it? Oh no, it only gets hotter from here. It's the second half, Theo, the third quarter, and the move is on you. Ares and I are going to destroy your two lambs this week, spray paint CHAOS on their backs and move on. Brian Storm and Donovan Blackwater are nothing more than annoyances. I have come into this war with a bazooka, you're throwing Nerf darts at me. You've brought a knife to a gun fight, and you're gonna have to step the pressure up if you want any chance at surviving this war.

You've been holed up in your office ever since, a full security detail around you. You've stepped out only once, to have the geriatric battle with James Raven, before retreating back to your lair again. Make no mistake Pryce, I WILL find you, and I will hurt you. You're gonna have to give me what I want, or life as you know it in the XWF will never, ever be the same again. So throw these two at me and Ares, waste my time. You can't run forever, Theo. People will be hurt, and the blood will be on your hands, not on mine. I told you what it will take to stop this.

You just choose not to listen.

Donovan is a former champion. Is that your justification? He is the one who took the TV belt off Hanari. Is that supposed to be a stick in my craw? Is that supposed to be a slap in my face? It isn't, because I really don't give a shit who he is. I don't give a shit what he has done or how long he has been here. I don't give a shit about his accomplishments or how esteemed his family name is. To me he is a victim. He is a nobody. To me he is a peon. I am the best in the world at what I do and Donovan Blackwater isn't even the best in his family. Brian Storm? I mean if there were pictures in the dictionary, all you'd have to do is flip to the J section. Then use your finger, scroll down until you see the world Jobber, and BOOM. Big, goofy, bearded, untalented face. This loser couldn't hold my jockstrap. But as you may know, I have put more of these curtain jerkers on the shelf than anyone else since 2016. How many have I hospitalized? How many faced me and never came back? How many were fed to the wolf, digested then shit back out? I could stand here and talk all night about your inadequecies in this feud, Theo, but I don't have all night. Relentless is your reckoning, it is the event where all of this comes to a head. You see, you are reluctant to give me what I want. You are making me take it.

I like a little challenge. Mmmmm, show me a little fight. A little struggle.

I like to work for it. You can't deny that I have put in as much work, if not more, than some of the top names on this roster and what do I have to show for it? What do I have to my name? You and Vinnie have tried your hardest to wipe me from the history books, to bury the name of Chris Chaos.

I could just go to UGCW with Gabe Reno and wither away--and I must say I love the way they were dick rode like a star quarterback at a sorority party until you found out he was there, then, all the sudden, they aren't so important anymore, are they?--you'd love that. You'd love if I was gone. I say, you'll miss me when I am gone. Ares Creed is a monster among men. I don't think anyone here is ready for what he brings to the table. You all have seen what Mandii Rider can do...she made both of your lives hell when she was here. Hell, she made mine hell. You all know what she is capable of.......with her, me, Creed, Peter, Hanari.......we are a force that simply cannot be stopped. So I'll ask again Theo, are you gonna give me what I want? I can expose the entire business if I need to, I can make the "Curtain Call" look like a work shoot. You wanna hide behind the 4th wall? I can put everything on blast.

I am not afraid of anything you can throw at me. Especially Blackwater and Storm. Hell, you'd think that maybe, just maybe, you're helping me. That you are allowing Chaotic Inc to slide down the bunny slope and meet in the lodge for hot chocolate and fried dough.

Why though?

Well, because when you know what I know, it makes me that much more powerful. I know what goes on around here. Do you really want a mutiny? No, you just want me to face nobody after nobody and hope that I'll satisfy my appetite. It won't. It won't until I get you one on one in a match that isn't fixed. Because that seems to be the trend around here, isn't it? So go ahead, sit in your little office, surrounded by security, and think I won't--or can't--get to you. I can, I will, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.

We talk about a "new era" here in XWF, but it is the same old shit. The roster is fed up, they are at wits end, even. Hell, I never claimed to be a hero but I can see myself filling the role of martyr. So Donnovan, Brian, I am sorry to be the one to break the bad news, but neither one of you are walking out of Warfare in one piece. This is my calling, my destiny. I am on a roll right now like never before. Ares Creed doesn't speak much, but I am sure he will say a thing or two on the matter. Doesn't matter, though, we don't need to speak. All that matters is when we step into that ring, that is where he does the majority of his talking. So count this as a victory for the INC, and lets hope the booking gets a little tougher. Wouldn't want me at 100 percent at Relentless, would ya? That wouldn't benefit anyone. With Chaotic Inc at full strength, even the golden child Sarah Lacklan isn't safe. Oh, god forbid that happens, right? You're gonna screw Peter this week, that's expected. Always is when it comes to her. But, against all 5? Hah.......

Well, lets just see what happens when that time comes, shall we?

And Bri Bri, Donny Boy......If I have said it once, I've said it 1,000 times. It's not personal. It's just business. It's deeply personal with the staff and I, but you two......nah. But it should be. You should be just as frustrated with them. You see, you're just good enough to make the Warfare card and just shitty enough where your saftey and overall well being simply isn't a pressing matter. You should rise up, join my fight.

Or don't, and end up in the hospital. But hey, France is a socialist country, so at least the bill will be free!

Fucking socialists. And people really thought that shit would work in America? They'll probably try to censor that next.

So guys, really, please, roll into a nationally televised show and you take this beat down like good little boys. Hey, it works for Liam, and he's about your skill level.

You're at the foothills, the very base, of something miraculous and earth shattering. You should feel privileged.

But that's a dirty word to them too. Privilege. Yet they have a left-leaning, Birkenstock wearing lesbian champion and still allow Noah to use the word CUNT like its going out of style. Must be nice to kiss ass, eh? Or at least pretend to.

So, I'll just end this with a

YOU and have a nice day!"

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