Oh for cripes sakes, Greggo! One FINAL clue, and if you don't get it I give up this whole charade. Here is an actual picture of the person I am talking about. Once again, I repeat....A PICTURE OF THE PERSON I AM TALKING ABOUT!



And...what's this? By golly, it even has her NAME in the picture! And the name of the paper championship she was awarded to boot!

Now, if you still don't get this I swear to God I might stroke out! You don't want me to have a stroke, do you? I'll end up an absent minded doddering moron who smells like chap leather, cheap steak and BO like Robert Main. You don't want that for me...do you?

She bats her eye lashes at Greggo, all the while reluctantly putting a hand on his chest for one final pin attempt.