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Lacklan · (07-29-2020)

XWF Record

43-10-2

Championships

Universal (2 defenses)
Tag Team (x2: w/ Kenzi Grey, 1 defense ; w/ Angelica Vaughn, 1 defense)
Anarchy (2 defenses)

Tournament Victories

March Madness '19
Tag Team '19

Other Accolades

War Games Survivor '19
24/7 Briefcase Holder
Federweight Champion (x3)
Newcomer of the Year Award ('19)
Fastest XWF Victory: 5 Seconds
XWF's Greatest Debut Promotional Video Ever
XWF's Best Smile - Estimated Worth: Billions
XWF's Greatest Return to Anarchy

Notable Feuds

Ruby Debauchy
Vita Valenteen

Match and Promo history:

Date	Show	Opponent	Outcome	Promo(s)	Word Count
3/9/19	Savage	Donovan Blackwater (King of the Ring Tournament)	Win	Driving Miss Craxy Of Gods and Men	2417 3592
3/16/19	Savage	Eli James (King of the Ring Tournament)	Win	Take a rap, fellows, find her an empty lap, fellows Oh, FFS. You're THAT guy?!	2747 4247
3/31/19	March Madness	Lux (King of the Ring Tournament Semifinals) Dolly Waters (King of the Ring Tournament Finals)	Win Win	Marquee Sarha #SquadGoals #FuckDolly Terminatrix #FuckDolly...sober, this time... A Day in the Life #FuckDollyVer3 Of Shitty Takes and Bluffs Cool Comics Presents "I am a PERFECT driver!" #FuckDollyVer4	3590 4403 5071 893 5669 1662 4464 1315 4707 154 4197 573
4/18/19	Anarchy	R. L. Edgar	Win	Presidential Hashtag	1000
5/2/19	Anarchy	Kuda	Win	Shine	1000
5/16/19	Anarchy	Ruby	Draw	Inspiration	1000
5/26/19	War Games	w/ Team Big D	Win (MVP)	On The Subject of War Of Workouts, Video Games, and Fanny Packs	5864 6562
5/30/19	Anarchy	Vita Valenteen	Win	Survivors	1000
6/8/19	Savage	Robbie Bourbon vs. Barney Green	Loss	KILL YOUR DARLINGS	5097
6/13/19	Anarchy	Mastermind	Win	Blood Sport Princess	1000
6/27/19	Anarchy	Hootie the Owl	Win	BOW! Chicka BOW BOW BOW!	1000
7/11/19	Anarchy	Mini Morbid	Win	Marketing Genius	1000
7/13/19	Savage	Hanari Carnes	Win	Scavenger Hunt To scratch the surface - but never look deeper in - the fate of losers	2974 2922
7/28/19	Leap of Faith	The Drezdin Open	Win	For the Love of Shoes, Part I: The Drezdin $50k Open For the Love of Shoes, Part II	2980 2974
7/28/19	Leap of Faith	Noah Jackson	Win	Rule 63 Thanos	1000
8/15/19	Anarchy	Vita Valenteen	Win	Upchuck	1000
8/29/19	Anarchy	Zane Norrison	Win	2319	1000
8/31/19	Savage	w/ Kenzi vs. Noah Jackson/Fuzz	Win	First! Of Strawberries and Marshmallows	2966 2983
9/14/19	Savage	w/ Kenzi vs. Slater/Famine of the Vile	Win	DSSS Ga(y)la: Of Tryhards and Clowns	2978 2974
9/27/19	Relentless	Vita Valenteen	Win	Mixed Media	1000
9/29/19	Relentless	w/ Kenzi vs. Hanari Carnes/Steve Justice	Win	Relentless Be Careful	2997 3027
10/17/19	Anarchy	Zane Norrison	Draw	The Pigeons Come Home to Roost - Interlude	1000
10/19/19	Savage	Griffin MacAlister	Win	Three Questions Reality	2975 2960
10/31/19	Anarchy	BigD vs. Noah vs. Mastermind	Loss	Clever Girl	1000
11/15/19	Anarchy	Ruby	Loss	Rest	1000
12/1/19	Lethal Lottery	Ruby	Loss	Inevitable	1000
12/14/19	Savage	w/ Kenzi vs. Big D/Ned Kaye	Win	8.5% On the Subject of ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ	2979 2981
12/28/19	Savage	Fuzz	Loss	Manifest Destiny: A Prelude Dear Sir	2944 2983
1/27/20	CuntFest	w/ Kenzi vs. Fuzz/Noah	Loss	Planet of the Cunts, Part I Planet of the Cunts, Part IV	2989 3009
6/25/19	Anarchy	w/ Ruby vs. the THUGS	Win	#TeamSaRuby, Part I	1000
7/23/20	Anarchy	Jenny Myst	Win	“WHY IS THERE AN ALLIGATOR?!”	1000
7/26/20	Leap of Faith	Leap of Faith Rafter Match	Win	Mahalo Best. 23rd. Birthday. Party. Ever. ”Buraddo Purinsesu!”	8769 7234 6560
7/26/20	Leap of Faith	Fuzz (24/7 Briefcase Cash-In)	Win	Secret Promo #1, linked within LoF #2: Bonjour Secret Promo #2, linked within LoF #3: Sayonara Secret Promo #3, on the CD Board: CoolTube Presents	2956 1979 2015
8/19/20	Warfare	Peter Gilmour (Universal Championship)	Win	"Give it to me, Peter!" CYOA Special Delivery Focus Rebuttal	3757 2316 6143 2644 2936
9/27/20	Relentless	Charlie Nickles (Universal Championship)	Win	Setting the Pace Come on Down An Interlude Empathic Hypnosis Interlude, Revisited Now, entering the studio are today's contestants Lessons from the Masters On the Subject of Garbage Zoom A Generic Challenge	9052 6193 1844 3577 2055 3828 4110 2062 5253 3913
2/11/21	Anarchy	Billy "Bass" Ackwards	Win	Un	1000
2/25/21	Anarchy	Bridget "Big Sky" Bullet	Win	Deux	1000
3/11/21	Anarchy	"Big Puddin'" Herschel Kiss	Win	Trois	1000
3/28/21	March Madness	The Aroostook Strangler	Win	La Fin	1000
1/14/23	Weekend Warfare	"Mad Dog" Mark Wright	Win	QoS: To Do Good	2000
1/14/23	Weekend Warfare	Jim Jimson's Birthday Battle Royal	Win	QoS: HAPPY JIMMY DAY!!!	1500
1/29/23	Snow Job	w/ Angie Vaughn vs. Michael Graves/Barney Green vs. Dolly Waters/Charlie Knickles (Tag Team Championships)	Win	When a Door Closes Employee of the Month Aspirations	2900 3000
2/11/23	Weekend Warfare	Raion Kido (King of the Ring Tournament)	Loss	Of Wealth and Taste Oh	2000 2000
2/25/23	Weekend Warfare	Atara Themis	Win	The one with Kenzi in it (you're welcome) A massive rack cameo	2000 2000
3/1/23	Weekend Warfare	w/ Angelica Vaughn vs. Vagabond/Clyde Rover	Win	To be a Posh Twat's bloody dogsbody GET TO THA CHOPPAH	3000 3000
3/26/23	March Madness	w/ Angelica Vaughn vs Michael Graves/Cadryn Tiberius vs. Raion Kido/Jason Cashe (Tag Team Championships)	Loss	Less Cameos, More Team HSU A letter and a carriage	3000 3000
4/8/23	Weekend Madness	vs. Charlie Knickles	Win	The Origin of the Mist, Part I: A Question of Futility The Origin of the Mist, Part II: What did Chuckles say?!	2000 2000
4/13/23	Anarchy	vs. Aphriya Adler	Win	Restoration of Anarchy, Part I: Gatekeepers and Keyholders	1000
4/22/23	Weekend Warfare	w/ Angelica Vaughn vs BoB (Bobby Bourbon/Dolly Waters)	Loss	In Person Meeter Greeter, Part I In Person Meeter Greeter, Part II	2000 2000
4/27/23	Anarchy	vs. Buster Gloves	Win	Restoration of Anarchy, Part II: VIRTUOUS RETRIBUTION!	1000
5/7/23	MayDay 2	Captain's Match Battle Royal	Loss	Eat Your Hearts Out, Buffer Bros Getting into a posh goth's tights	2000 2000
5/11/23	Anarchy	vs. Jason Cashe	Win	Restoration of Anarchy, Part III: SarTalk	1000
5/20/23	Weekend Warfare	w/ Angie vs. Bourbon/Charlie vs. Omega/Richards	Win	House Party On the Subject of Plans and Such	2000 2000
5/25/23	Anarchy	vs. Darren Dangerous	Win	Restoration of Anarchy, Part IV: Ungwe	1000
6/4/23	War Games	w/ Bobby Bourbon/Noah Jackson/~~Lexi Gold~~Big D vs. Angelica Vaughn/Raion Kido/Vita Valenteen/Mr Oz		On the Subject of: Baby Sisters are teh WORST The meaning of a name Of banter, nicked treats, and confessions	3000 3000 4000

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