Stop being so scared, Mastermeh. Just punch Whizkid right in its fake beard already. Stop being a pussehhhhh...eehhhhh..... Oh yeah and one more thing.. Please come to Warfare and interfere in my match with Whizzeh and Dilblow. Make it a four way, plz and thx. Show us you aren't afraid to be pissed on (or better). Try me, dicktits. Dude your tits are longer than dicks.

Changing to an even more "shocking" topic (or so a certain sensitive undercover rookie pretending to be a different rookie, would say) Whiz, thank you again for accepting the match stip to make our Warfare threesome a sexy "piss choke" match. (a nearby crowd can be heard: gasp!) Glad you ain't scared to get down and dirty even though you're so easily shocked by mature, adult activity. Relax, I know yer heart is just racing. Tranquility; breathe it in. Suspend your sensitive skin. It's gonna be mmmmm so fun! Let's rape Mastermeh when he shows up too. You down, yellowballs? By the time we get done with MM, he'll be wishing it was just you sending the severed goat cocks to his family by day, and hacking his Snapchat by night to send inappropriate **** pics to underage girls. But with both of us doing all that, he's as screwed as the current XWF title scene, ohhhhh yesssss! Got 'eeem!

Pledge your nightgown and beard to this alliance, Whizzeh.

Fuck it, marry me.

Mmmmmm, I can taste it now. So.....much.....piss.

Greggo goes back to working on filming his epic mega promos for Warfare, aka just beating his meat(s) and letting random narrators talk about other people beating their meat(s). Will his proposal be accepted by the whisperer of the whiz? Will the master of the mini minds accept the open invite to the warfare threesome? A crowd can be heard chanting: YES YES YES YES