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Gage Gannon · (06-04-2020)

"COMPETE UNTIL YOUR HATERS BRAG THEY KNOW YOU"

The scene opens up to an undisclosed hotel as we see a Maserati pull into the driveway, and the the passenger door flies open and a foot steps out of the car as the camera pans away. A man slowly gets out of the car and adjusts his cuffs as he takes off his sunglasses and looks around obviously annoyed. A pudgy little man gets out of the driver side of the car scurrying to the back to get the man's bags as the passenger just looks around annoyed.

Gage's Assistant: Mr. Gannon I hope everything is too your liking, I only got the best accommodations for you sir.

Gage sticks his nose in the air and scrunches his nose, as he addresses the man by his name...

Gage: Giles, do you smell that odious stench?

Giles looks around at Gage confused, not realizing that Gage isn't actually expecting him to answer the question.

Giles: Mr. Gannon it smells like.....

Gage puts his finger up in the air to silence Giles as he just looks around

Gage: It smells like BROKE!!

Gage rolls his nose as he shakes his head in disgust as obviously this hotel is far below the level of hospitality that Gage is accustomed too.

Giles: Mr. Gannon I do apologize, but we had to get this hotel last minute, to give you enough time to prepare for your match against your opponent.....

Gage: Oh that's right it is my debut isn't it? Giles what sloth am I facing this week?

Giles looking annoyed, looks at Gage as if pleading for help to carry Gage's bags into the hotel.

Gage: Well geez, man don't tire yourself out, here let me help you.

Gage reaches over to Giles, and throws his shades on top of the pile as Gage heads into the hotel as Giles struggles.

Gage stops to check himself out in the mirror, as he admires his reflection and Giles goes up to the counter trying to get the hotel room key and a kid comes up to Gage.

Kid: Hey Mr. those are some neat threads.

Gage just smirks without even acknowledging the kid, but the precocious youngster continues on anyway.

Kid: Hey I know you! Your Gage Gannon you just signed with the XWF.

Gage: Yeah kid I did now what can I help you with....

Kid: I was just wondering did you always want to be a wrestler Mr. Gannon?

Gage without so much as batting an eye: Not really kid, i'm just in it for the bitches and money.....

The kid looks at Gage wide eyed as he can't believe the words that have come out of his mouth.

Kid: Wow Mr. Gannon my dad would say that you have a potty mouth....

Gage: Yeah and an obesity doctor would tell you to do some sit-ups fat boy... Now get out of here kid I'm much to busy to entertain you.

Gage shoos the boy along as the boy looks saddened by Gage's choice of words.

Gage wrinkles his forehead, as obviously he realizes he hurt the boys feelings. Gage gets down on one knee, and ruffles the boys head.

Gage: Listen little fella. I'm sorry that I was harsh on you......maybe I should of been a little more softer. So let me start over. What's your name?

Kid: My name is Johnny Mr. Gannon...

Gage just smirks as he rolls his eyes at the kid.

Gage: Ok kid listen. I didn't mean to be so mean, I mean its not your fault that your pores are sweaty, and your about twenty years away from having a stroke. Listen I know your parents are probably hillbillies, and nobody in your family has ever went to college but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't at least try to make something of yourself. I get it your parents are probably disappointments and your going to need alot of therapy when you grow up. But don't be sad kid, at least you got to see what success looks like up close. Now you may never be something, but you can see what a successful man looks like. I'll tell you what kid, since i'm in a generous mood, ill buy you some tickets.

Johnny: Geez Mr. Gannon Thanks!! Are they going to be front row???

Gage just laughs at the kid...

Gage: Yeah right kid, its going to be in the nose bleeds...I'll leave them at Will call along with a note that if your mother is hot she can come see me in my dressing room later.

[The kid looks perplexed as Gage pushes the kid off just in time for Giles to arrive with the room key. The kid shuffles off disappointed as Gage grabs the room key from Giles and makes him flinch as Gage just laughs at how intimidated and meek Giles is.

Giles shuffles meekly into the elevator hesitant to tell Gage something and obviously with something on his mind.

Gage: Geez would you spit it out already dude, you look like your about to tell me that your dog died or something.

Giles: Mr. Gannon I know who your opponent is for Savage this Saturday?

Gage: FInally some good news, who is it.

Giles: .............Bilbo Blumpkinz......

Gage: Did you just sneez on me you sick son of a........

Giles: No......no.....Mr. Gannon that is who you are facing Saturday.....

Gage just stares at Giles for a minute as all of a sudden he bursts out into laughter..........

Gage: Oh you had me going there for a minute Giles.....

Giles; Gage I'm serious I'm.....

Gage: Ok Ok so I am facing some jackass named Bilbo Blumpkinz......

Gage pulls out his Iphone and does a quick Google search on Bilbo Blumpkinz and his jaw hits the floor.

Gage: You have literally got to be fucking kidding me.....

Gage checks into his room and just laughs as at that moment XWF cameras enter and set up.

Producer: Mr. Gannon we are here get your thoughts on your match with Bilbo Blumpkinz this Saturday.

Gage (in between fits of laughter:) Ok....ok....... just roll the camera jackasses......

Gage tries to compose his laughter as the camera rolls...

Gage: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! On God this can't be happening. Imagine my surprise when I sign up for my first show, and I find out that I am going to be facing in the middle of this ring, some gimp, some hobbit name Bilbo Blumpkinz... OH OH wait wait that's right you all don't know me, well let me introduce myself. A long long time ago, when the earth was void and there was nothing I was bored so I decided to create man......ok ok let me stop.....my name is Gage Gannon. And make no mistake about it even though I look like a God, I am a man. See this is the point where usually somebody talks about their long criteria of what makes them the best. I'm not going to do that. I've held titles, i've faced the best, and now this week I am facing.......a dwarf..... a creepy little bastard who has some weird fascination with being pegged, and tattoos on his ass.

Gage: So let me get this straight your claim to fame is that you hump people's faces until they pass out? YOU SICK FREAK!!!

Gage looks disgusted as he wants to hurl....

Gage: Let me explain something to you, you little freak, there is nothing that you can do to prepare yourself for the ass kicking that I am going to give you at Savage. Your gonna learn why you should of remained a cum stain on your dad's pants. You can take this match as a joke all you want to by I assure you that I am not here to play games. Your limp body will be left in the ring at my hands. It's going to almost be illegal what I do to you, you little shit stain. I have not one ounce of remorse for what I am going to do to you. I'm here to make a statement and unfortunately for you, your my first victim,....even though you look like when you were born you were a victim.

Gage; Tell me something Bilbo, do people find you funny? I mean between you and me tell me, Bilbo are you a comedian? Tell me something funny make me laugh.....i'm begging you show me something that should tell me that I should have even an ounce of fear for you. Tell me Bilbo are your parents praying people, do they cheer you on every week no matter what happens, are they proud of you? Are they going to be proud of you when your left limp and bloody and you have to go back to them and tell them of what even more of a disappointment in life you are?

Gage just laughs as he looks away from the camera, then looks back and glares.

Gage: Sorry I'm not a humble man. I know how good I am. Coming into the XWF is this the part where I'm supposed to be humble? Is this the part where I'm supposed to apologize for what is going to happen to Bilbo?

Gage: I don't think so.......nahhhh I'll think I'll make you my little bitch....

The scene cuts as Gage walks out of view of the camera laughing...

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