So...let's see.....where were we? Oh yes, bRiaN did make it out in time, to catch his plane to go visit his friend in Texas. He had a very pleasant visit. They smoked a cheech & chong sized joint, drank a bottle of whiskey, called over some of his buddy's Texas friends and had a much needed poker night. bRian left a few bucks shorter but thought it was well worth it.
On the ride back to catch his flight home, his friend reminded him that bRiaN wanted to go back and check on that ol' cookie before his match with Thunder Knuckles. So when he did return, he went straight to that creek to give her the cookies, that his buddy gave him to give to her. But when he got to her, she didn't look so well. He didn't see any wounds. Then he thought maybe the thc cookie he gave her made her sick.
So bRiaN pulled his truck around, as fast as he could and rushed her to an animal doctor he knew in the area to try and figure out, what was wrong and what he could do to help? The doctor, who was so used to bRiaN by now, didn't even question why bRiaN came walking in with a crocodile and went right to work, running tests and turning on machines to see what was going on.
It turned out, she was pregnant but having complications. The doctor suggested that he keep a close eye on her, till she gives birth. He also printed out caring for pregnant crocodiles. A whole bunch of ways to help his new friend, Cookie get through these difficult times. And that was it folks, he brought her home and helped her give birth, she even trusted bRiaN to handle her eggs. Even Lily won her over. That's how bRiaN got a family of crocodiles protecting his creek on his property. See I thought you'd like that story.
"Thunder, buddy it's not even Wednesday WTF? Too many bud lights, I guess. Listen...Knuckles, I know you got jealous when you googled me and saw my beautiful fiance. But hang in there big guy. I'm sure there is a raging alcoholic broad out there, somewhere right now, vomiting all over some stranger's dick and one day, she'll make you clean it off with your mouth! Just like the weird little fantasies, that play out inside your peculiar mind. No need to piss all over my great life, buddy. This hate you feel, it isn't worth it and in the end, hurts you more than it harms me. All you need is love, man."
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