"Finally? Finally?? I finally found out. You really have been fucked stupid, haven't you.? Wow! Congrats Shawn! Anyways, since you are small in the head department, I'll elucidate. My career here supersedes you. I made a title... The TV Title. I created it. Hello. Dum Dum. Bask in it. I also held it's glory for 297 days, longer than you had a man cause you're a whore. You are small, tiny and weak, while I have not only stood in fires but caused them. I am a destroyer and you.... hah! The only destroying you do is with your face and make -up.

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM