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Ari Silverstein · (03-15-2020)

True to his word, Ari Silverstein rolls his mail cart out of the X-Treme Hallway where Fuzz is still acting like a dick. He takes a turn and then another and finally finds the Heavy Metalweight Hallway. John Black is kicking it there, reading a magazine.

What? You probably assumed it was like Ebony or some shit, right? No. Racist. He's reading Popular Mechanics.

"Yo yo yo JB, what's good my nnnn... my man! Wassup!"

Ari and JB exchange an uncomfortably long sequence of movements for a handshake, clearly choreographed by Ari against the will of Black.

"Anyway dog I kept that puss candle Fuzz was supposed to get because he was a bitch. Wanna sniff Atara Themis' snatch?"

JB looks interested, and Ari pulls out the candle and a lighter, flicking the Bic seven or eight times without catching a spark. He gets it finally and lights up the candle, and both men's shorts tighten with an audible sound like someone tying a knot on a balloon.
JB going hard that fast is actually a medical emergency due to the sheer volume in his drawers, so he passes out completely while Ari just gets a little woozy. It's not gay to jump on a man with a boner even if you yourself also have a boner is it?

"One! Two!"

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