Bilbo Blumpkinz
I'm here for the bitches.
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02-10-2020, 07:11 PM
"Damn Daniel, I didn't know you were such a fucking bottom. I've been thrown across rooms by twinks who look like Freddie Mercury in 1995 that put more muscle into it than you. Are you missing a nut? Is it low T? I can donate a ball if you need me to. My blood type is LGBTQ+ what's yours?"
"You know what's lame? A guy like you thinking he's above the Federweight Title when it's probably the only belt he can hold for more than a week. You walk around here all standing up straight like a showoff but everyone knows you aren't shit. I knew a guy once who needed a fecal transplant to save himself from losing his entire lower bowel, and you know what? That particular queen probably would have pressed you against a wall and made you his sweetboy. I should stick a piece of meth into my pee hole and make you suck it off, just to show how completely attracted to dong you are while I stay totally flaccid and hetero like a real man does when he has a guy with a really strong jawline gobbling up his knob. Why do you walk like you have a set of Ben Wa balls in your asshole? Do you? What size are they? If they're less than five pounds each you're a pussy. I was using five pounders in kindergarten. My art teacher Mr. Kordula showed me how to put them in like a man. Bet you couldn't man up like that. RIP Mr. Kordula I wish the inmates hadn't broomstick raped you to death you were a good man."
Bilbo pins Big D again because fuck that 'dur dur dur take the belt' bullshit, D was gonna have to work for it.
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See What LOSERS I Pinned Here!
- Pinned Your Mom
- Pinned Your Dad
- Pinned Your Cat
- Pinned Maverick in the bathroom repeatedly
- Pinning You Right Now
- Pinned Brutus the Barber Beefcake after a show in Orlando
- Planning on pinning your grandma after I exhume her dead ass
- Pinned Ghost Tank but who hasn't
- Pinned the tail on the donkey
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The following 3 users Like Bilbo Blumpkinz's post:3 users Like Bilbo Blumpkinz's post
(02-10-2020), Corey Smith (02-12-2020), Prof. Bobby Bourbon (02-11-2020)
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