Oh, and Az? Maybe you'd be doing better in recent YEARS here if you could stop vanishing during the times you are given opportunities to shine, and stop fucking over your team mates in important matches. Who's the latest victim? Big D? Oh wait, no that was one of your relatives following in your footsteps as he let D down in the Lethal Lotto tournament. He was taught well!

Why not just cut to the chase and focus on reality? Remember how you used to usually keep that random "disappearance into a glass bottle" to at least a minimum? Sure it would still happen on occasion, but it was WAYYYY less often back when you saw success during the very early portion of my XWF ownership.

How are you to brag about a long title reign when your spotty performances and disassembled attention span of today would never even allow you to win a title let alone retain it, regardless of the title's stipulations?

Do you see what you've done by going off the deep end in the last few years? Now you have my good friend Fuzz trying to give ME credit for keeping you on the straight and sturdy road, despite him not even having been there. My GOD is he determined to shower me with praise, respect, and love. Then we have Noah acting as though the rules surrounding that title somehow influenced outcomes, even though HELLO A TELEVISION TITLE MEANS TV TIME, WHICH MEANS IT MAKES SENSE FOR THAT CHAMP TO HAVE MORE WHAT? OH! TV TIME!!!!

Az, why do I have to supply your answers for you, you ?

Shane laughs and takes a sip of a rather dark looking beverage from a clear glass. It's a brown, sludgy substance that we can see trailing down his throat as he lifts the glass and finishes.

*Waits for Az to vanish for another month and a half, while we all know why, yet re-appear out of the blue like no time had been lost.

*Waits for his laxative to kick in, as well as his Viagra. It's going to be a big night.