"No matter the placement of something in the garbage or its weight value, the fact that it was in a rubbish bin, means it was thrown away. And I'm sure trash pandas always pick up the first piece, before diving deeper. Cause who's to say you didn't do just that? You? You are the sickest cunt and it is pretty fucking sick to root through trash, so it's fitting of your merit of character."


"As for the rest, I like to talk, it's in my nature. And your current trinkets of gold have already been my property. In fact, I created that TV title you're holding. I named it and set the rules, so you're welcome for that. And then I held it longer than anyone in the company. Longer than anyone held any singles championship. Come back to me when you can say that and then, you can tell me that you're better. You sick cunt. Till then, stop blowing hot air my way, your breath reeks of stinky cheese and fish. Guess you really are a 'sick' cunt, after all."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM