With a crackle of spacetime and an electric bubble that forms right in the middle of the XWF HMW hallway (which unfortunately creates a hole in the wall, sucking out a young intern into the abyss), JOHN CENA from the year 2099 appears, nude, muscular, and on a mission to save the human race using TIME TRAVEL.


"Yo dawg, I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle!"


Cena, the man who would unite the world in peace and become its ruler in the great election of 2052, stands and extends his hand to Jim Jimson.


"You look like you need help. Come with me if you want to live."


In the distance, the trumpets herald the return of the one true king.

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Cena pins Jimson