[The scene opens up to a massive gaussian blur on the screen itself, since it’s porn shoot that involved Allie and Ruby getting pounded by two unspecified dudes on the camera. About an hour later, Black and Tommy enter the dressing room to see what their ladies are doing as they are in their robes. Before they can even talk, they see the same two guys chopping it up with them, and after they are finished, the two dudes in robes look at them and laughs them for their weak bodies. Then Allie and Ruby come up to them to hug em each.]

Black: Oh so this is what you guys do for a living?

Allie: Yeah, we fuck on camera. We’ve been doing this for some couple years. It’s very liberating to be fucked on camera, and making bank on it.

Black: So… does that mean y’all do this often in this location? Last time I’ve checked, there was some awards show for this line of work... y’all got any awards from it?

[Tommy looks Allie and Ruby’s feet, and grins shyly. Then Ruby pinches Tommy arm to get this attention, and he looks at her. Tommy looks into her blueish eyes that made him be in a trance, and he tries to disrobe her, but he gets slapped so hard he went crosseyed by Ruby.]

Ruby: What the fuck are you doing, you can’t have access to this. I barely even know who you are as a man!

Tommy: Man, why you had to slap me in the face tho? I could easily beat that ass in this place if I wanted to.

Ruby: Ugh… Allie, I am about to leave the dressing room if this guy keeps on harassing me, I don’t have time to deal with a ugly dude like this. He shouldn’t even be in the dressing room with us, but this black dude… he can stay.

[Tommy gets offended and motions to leave, but Black pulls him to the corner to speak privately.]

Black: Hey man chill, don’t fuck this up for us. We need the best puss puss to be fucking with now, it’s getting cold out their and it’s not like we have our girls to tie us down for the winter.

Tommy: Look man, I thought these girls were alright, but they are more cunty then Slim Shady in the fed. But at this point, I’ll let my ego step aside and play along with them, including Ruby… but if she disses me one more time, I’m beatin this ho out of her robe… I’m not in the mood to be Pam’ed out like I’m Martin.

Black: Alright then, let try to finesse this situation… maybe we’ll get into some scenes…with em of course.

[Tommy and Black dap one another, and goes back to Allie and Ruby but they end up leaving the dressing room for another scene. As Allie and Ruby go to down to the buff white dudes, they encounter a pudgy Asian dude that resembles Bobby Lee who’s shirtless, going all in behind the camera, shouting out directions at them. Black and Tommy can’t fuck with all that, and they leave the set to go elsewhere away from the fuck shit.]


[While Tommy had about five Mcdoubles and Black had the twenty piece Mcnuggets, they managed to crush their meals in less than an hour. Then they sit back to let the food digest, as they look at the ceiling, they encounter some kids with a crayon and paper asking for an autograph. Tommy and Black smile and managed to sign their names very kid like on the paper, and they all leave happily. Then Allie and Ruby in their tank top and booty shorts enter the place and see’s Black and Tommy, as Allie hugs Black, Ruby and Tommy glare at one another.]

Black: Hey guys do you want anything from here, we just got here not too long ago as y’all were busy.

Allie: Nah, I don’t want anything from here, Ruby you?

[Ruby nods her head no, and they sit in the booth. Black and Tommy sit across from them, and they managed to eek out something to speak.]

Ruby: So John, why aren’t you in porn you’d be perfect for the role. We need guys like you to be on the camera.

Black: Nah, I don’t be doing all that stuff.. I’m too camera shy anyways. Plus, I’d much rather make love without an Asian dude screaming nonsense at me to do stuff. I don’t do well with authority and being told what to do.

[Tommy then rolls his eyes at Black’s words, and pulls out his phone to check his twitter, as he kept scrolling, he show’s him something shocking on the twits. Black takes his phone, and reads something about Allie and Ruby and hands the phone back to him. Black then looks at them with some odd looks.]

Black: Yo Allie and Ruby… have you been both checked out for any diseases?

Allie:Uh no, why?

Tommy: You both got incurable gonorrhea! I’m glad that I didn’t fuck either one of you trifling ass hoes’ that night... now I’m afraid to go get tested. So Black, If you want to go further with these two… then their all yours man, I want no part of this bullshit.

Ruby: HEY TOMMY… you didn’t need to shout it out in public like this! This is why you aren’t even cool enough to see what was underneath the robe.

Tommy: Does it matter? You don’t like me… and I don’t like—

[Ruby pulls out her bag and tosses a shirt at his face, Tommy pulls it off and see’s a shirt that has his image on it. Tommy then grins at the sight of it, puts on the table.]

Ruby: See... I didn’t want to show you earlier… I worn this shirt in the shoot today. I wanted it to be a surprise, but now you are just a stupid idiot who is now on my shitlist!

[Ruby slaps Tommy in the face and storms out, while Allie followed in fear. Then Black looks at Tommy very disapprovingly for what just happened.]

Black: You had to shout it outloud… you could have kept you fucking cool… but you blew it for the both of us. Sometimes I think—

[Tommy flicks off Black, and leaves the place, as the scene fades off.]


“Look Black, if you want to berate me even more about it, the please fuck off to them. I am here planning to cut a stupid promo that isn’t going to be seen in the light of day here.”

“Look Tommy, I didn’t mean to curse you out like that, I just don’t know what came over me. I guess not being with my wife and son made me fuck up my priorities. Listen, those two ho’s can’t break up our friendship, are we cool now?”

[Black extends a hand for some dap, and Tommy hesitates… but does it anyway.]

“Man, those ho’s anit got shit on us…let’s make this money and cut this promo. It’s getting darker outchea…”

[Then we see Black and Tommy behind the black and white upside down flag holding a bag of coal.]

“So Tommy what’s on your wish list for Christmas?”

“My wish is to dunk this bag of coal over a DoK Trust and Brain Storm. What’s your wish Black?”

“My wish is to just beat the ever loving shit out those two bozos in MSG. Man I can’t wait for that trip up to New York, that my sleigh out in the back is ready roll up on them areas. My Reindeers are ready shake it like a red nose, I don’t even know what I’m saying but I’m fucking ready for this.”

[Tommy then looks at the camera with a mean glare, as Black tosses out some Coal from his bag.]

“Listen up world, we don’t expect to be in the leagues of better tag teams within this company, but that doesn’t mean that we aren’t capable to get the respect that we deserve around these parts. We have yet to come and collect those tag title shots we earn the right for since last the last PPV, not counting the old man’s reunion show. When we beaten the Power couple, I thought we would be on the nice list for a tag title shot, but due to us being naughty we have yet to be on the good side of the company.”

“You see here world, T.H.U.G.S don’t just kick ass for a living… we make sure that they don’t mess with us ever again. This match at MSG is going to be a night to be remembered, because me and Tommy will walk away with not only our heads held up high, we will walk away from the match a few XBUXs richer than never. If we can’t get a shot at that tag gold, at least we will massive xbuxs in our wallets.”

“Before you know it, we can spend it on the nonexistent shop that needs to reopen. But besides all that shit, we are going to MSG with no coal in our hands, but with our fist and weapons that will be in use. We might not come out strongly in terms of relevance, but we will come out in terms of no fucks given.”

“So Dok and Storm, here comes Rudolph the red nose reindeer, instead of a shiny nose… the only thing that will be shining is your faces in your blood as we beat the tar out of you both.”