Thunder Knuckles pops back up to his feet cartoonishly after being cracked in the head with a bottle.


Where was I when Shock-value was holding the Federweight Championship hostage. Easy, giving her the best fight she's had in a while and working my ass off for my paycheck. You've been off doing god knows what in southern West Virginia, where the men are men and sheep run scared.

That was before my man, Jim Jimson, dethroned her. Who you beat, congratulations but now you have to deal with a harder hitter they always step up...that's why I'm not sure why you're surprised by this, at all...

You talk about your briefcase all you want. I'll just keep winning chances for straight-up matches. Instead of, getting things shoved in my ass on the regular.

None said I would sell the Federweight Championship...My Lord, you can't just sell the only belt in this company that matters...The other they have theyre price...

That Federweight Championship you hold. It's named after Sid Feder the best trash talker of all time. Which I'm sure you know. He said it was the only Championship that mattered...and proved it with one word.

Nope.

That's what I'm doing to you, Tommy. I'm "Noping" your Federweight Championship reign.


Thunder Knuckles annoyed that he even had to explain that to someone who has been in XWF this long and didn't know that. Thunder Knuckles now slaps Tommy Wish in the face and locks in the scorpion death drop. Thunder Knuckles drops Tommy down then goes for the goes cover.

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