Alright, Tommy, you asked for this.

You see, I've liked you since you said 'Ol Thunder Knuckles really gave Shock-value Word-salad a good what for.

Unfortunately for you, you became the Federweight Champion.

Jim Jimson is one HELL of a 24/7 Champion and I can't stand to see him lose to the dumpster fire that is Tommy Wish trash talk. I talk better shit in my sleep. I'd show you but you can just ask your wonderful girlfriend back home. She likes a man who can bring home the xbux, amongst other things.

By the way, how'd you get that mirror to stay on the ceiling of your double wide? Nevermind I don't really need to know. I stay on the road mostly these days, unlike you, Tommy.

Where the hell have you been? Ever since West Virginia, I lost track of you. What happened?

Fuck, you're not even on the card for the Pay Per View! You think it’s a good idea to become Federweight Champion right now? You saw your opportunity the same way I saw mine. Tommy I tried to save you from this but you wanted to show the XWF fans around the world that…

You still got it...you still got it…

but you don’t. It is mine now. It is the only belt in XWF the fucking matters. It is the Federweight Championship. It is the beginning of a new chapter in XWF history! The dawn of a new day!


While Tommy is mesmerized by Thunder Knuckles word vomit. Thunder Knuckles delivers a kick to the midsection and then gives Tommy the bird and a STUNNER! Just like Stone Cold Steve Austin did in his hayday. Thunder Knuckles goes for the Pin.


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