Mission Enpitsu
Objectives:

Slaying the Dolpin.
Eradicating Pinecones.
Preserving thepintegrity of the title.

A normal day in the XWF locker room, our current champion finds himself alone enjoying his spare time reading his favorite editorial, Penthouse Letters. In the background, a dolpin version of Billy Bass plays Jim's favorite song, Pinecone Lovely by Gustafar Yellowgold.

Mid-song, Billy Bass cuts off, it's voice replaced by strange language.

PIN ATTEMPT ON MY BIRTHDAY THAT WAS LOW THEY PINNACLE OF LOW I BET YOU WERE CHOMPING AT THEY BIT TOUCHE FRIEND

A message perhaps? Who knows, definitely not Jim who had stood, obvious signs of a stift in his pants, and moved to take a closer look.

From behind, Atara snook up and rolled Jim for the pin.

1..

2..

Kickout!

Atara, sorry about the birthday thing, and thanks for showing me the decoding app.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...................

Jim whacks Atara in the face with a pinecone, then runs off

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

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Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn