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Shawn Warstein · (11-18-2019)

Date: 11/18/2019
Location: New Jersey

*Knock* *Knock*

“Come on in Dude…”

After a moment, the door opens up and in walks. Noah Jackson.

Noah:“What the fuck Vinny! How could you do that to my dad? You stupid fucking cunt. I hope to high hell he jams you shriveled cock down your own throat!”

The chair turns swivels around as the crackling sound of a vape is heard. The cloud of banana creme pie fills the air. Vinny makes himself known.

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‘Vinny’: I don’t understand Dude… he won. And now I get to get back into the ring and show him what I’m all about. I’m here to show everyone that it isn’t that hard to run a show… even if the airing gets delayed a little bit.”

Not Vinny leaps up and stands in a karate pose. Does a few flailing hand motions, and then a kick. Suddenly he grabs his back and screams in pain.

‘Vinny’: My back… my decrepit back has once again failed me dudes… whatever shall I do now?”

Noah leaps into action and sets not Vinny back in the chair.

‘Vinny’: Oh god… you stupid fuck… go get the icy-hot ointment for my back.

Noah: I’m not doing that you stupid cunt. What do you have to say for yourself?

‘Vinny’: I failed Sarah…”

Noah: No… about fighting Dad at Lethal Lottery!

Not Vinny sits up straight in his chair and gets himself comfortable.

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‘Vinny’: Listen here dude. I just want everyone to like me. I’m friends with all of you, except for Fuzzy Wuzzy. He has it in his mind that management is out to get him, but I’m not. I promise. See what I did for him at Anarchy? I helped him…. I also said some things that doesn’t help my ‘I’m friends with everyone agenda’, but he just got to me. I had to do something. He called me spineless for Axel Rose’s sake. The guy has been nothing but a hindrance since he showed up, then he rounded you up into all of this. Now even Vita is showing support. My goal is to beat him into submission at Lethal Lottery, and end his quest for the briefcase. That’s why I had Rox over there break out the old ring attire.

The camera quickly pans over to see “Roxy”, who is clearly Vita in a wig and 80’s style glam rock clothing, holding a pair crusty wrestling trunks.

‘Vinny’: They May not have been used in forever, but it still stands to this day that I never wash them. Fuzz is going to get a first hand look at what it takes to be a real Owner of the XWF, and not some flake who shows up when it’s convenient for them. I’m going to break...Hold on… Pause… I can’t do this anymore….

With that Fuzz stands up and rips the wig off of his head and throws it aside. Walks around the desk and picks up a folder as he walks past it, then he quickly leans up against the front of the desk, as Noah and Vita flank him on either side.

Fuzz: “Even pretending to be you I can’t say you’re going to beat me in the middle of the ring. You may be an owner of the XWF, but you don’t own me. This place is my legacy. I helped build this company from the start all the way to now. If you really want to know why I came back… it's because of how you were running the place. Look at how you’ve managed to push down so much talent, only to elevate aging stars. I’m one of them, I’m one of the aging stars that needs to go away, but I won’t. When I drew the Lethal Lottery pairings I told Theo that I wanted the brackets to show the world that you were holding Noah Jackson back. That you are holding Vita back. That you are for a lack of a better term, failing. You want to face me at Lethal Lottery? That’s fine. I promised Theo he would regret not living up to his part of the bargain… you’re just going to have to be the first of three that I have to go through to get what I… No… what we want. So yes Vinny I will see you at Lethal Lottery. And Yes Vinny you will hand me my briefcase after I destroy you in the middle of the ring. And yes I will watch you weep knowing that, even with everything I’m going to go through at Lethal Lottery, you still won’t be good enough to beat me.

With that Fuzz pulls out a pen and opens the folder. He flips to the back page and signs his name. He tosses the folder on the desk as the three walk away as the camera fades.

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode “Vinny Lane” explains it all.
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