A flickering camera turns on, there is a garage and a something covered by a blanket on screen.

we are, in Gannosuke, Japan. You may be wondering. Why am I here? What am I doing? Are pinecones for sale on the Japanese black market? No, sadly no. I'm in Japan so I can unveil my master plan. You see I am the true Heavymetalweight2champion of the WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD! I am still a champ. Management haven't taken my precious little title away, this is obviously becuase of the space-time continuum breaking in half, even space and time itself can't believe Jim Jimson lost the Heavymetalweight title, so it snapped the universe in half. Leaving me with the real championship and a fake one made by VV, but when I look at who the XWF recognizes is champ, I see Atara Themis and not Jim Jimson. This is a disgrace to wrestling and let me tell you, XWF I'm suing you for spreading false information. We are going to have a rana of a time in court. Anyway back to Atara, You are a fake champion and I'm here to correct the universe, you had your fun with the Championship, but now its time.

Jimson walks over to the covers and takes them off to reveal Atara tied to a chair


Who knew kidnapping someone was so easy, I set up a trap inside your house and you fell for it in seconds.


Jim gets up in Atara's face


Wait this isn't Atara, this is a mannequin

God dang it



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Ok, so I'm currently outside Savage. Let's be honest. The Heavymetalweight title is the Pinnacle of the XWF. Have you ever seen a wrestling title never be defended in any matches? No, even a schoolboy can see that, it's the best title. Even losers like Micheal O'Conner. Stupid O'Conner thought he was so cool, having hair in high school

"Why are you balding in your teenage years? I think you should see a doctor"
Hello
"Why are you eating Pinecones for lunch? That doesn't seem healthy"
Hows it going
"Why do so many of your brothers have different last names? Are they adopted?"
You think there's a mystery pin hiding here huh
Maybe you should stop asking Questions, Micheal! You fucking bitch!
But I'm not like that though, no pins here
Gannosuke was so cool, now I'm here in Vegas. They don't even sell those weird Octopus DVDs in Vegas.


Jim sneaks past the Savage security with his Pinecone Jin-Jitsu magic.

Jim is standing outside Atara's room

You know, Atara you are a false prophet, I am Jesus and you are Bar-Jesus. I will be hanged on a crucifix and remembered for years in XWF history, while you. Will be remembered by people having to study for there Religion Exams

Jim sneaks into Atara's locker room and sees her eating fruit roll-ups

Jim kicks her in the lady balls and pins her

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2

2 and a half

2 and 3 quarters

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn