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Madison Dyson · (03-23-2021)

KICK OUT!

What does this business mean to me? DUNKING ON LOSERS LIKE YOU!

You MUST be fucking high to think you have a chance here. So let the QUEEN OF MEAN set you straight on the XWF's pecking order.

So, first of all thank you OH SO MUCH for that expository backstory dump. I'm so honored you picked me to reveal to the world that your entire life story sounds like a side plot on 13 Reasons Why that was left on the cutting room floor. Oh, you had it ROUGH? A BLOO BLOO BLOO! Bitch, everybody's had it rough. There's somebody in the XWF right now who wants me dead! Not "running a razor blade lightly across my skin in a pathetic cry for attention while crying into my Billie Eilish liner notes" dead. Like, DEAD dead.

You know what, the more I think about the trite bullshit you spewed the angrier I get! WAH WAH, you're like babby's first goth phase. "I'm so deep and angry and cynical. Nobody could possibly understand what it's like to be a walking cliche like me." Write it down in my Hot Topic brand "suicidal thoughts journal" and go bullshit my therapist for more Xanax. Yeah bitch, you're something special. Something especially oblivious if you think walking up in the toughest meanest promotion in the world and playing the victim is going to end in anything but wholescale humiliation for YOU. Like, what the fuck bitch, you're just putting all that weak shit front and center when we have literal murderers, psychopaths, and pedos waiting to prey on anyone they can get their hands on. They see a Daria ass bitch like you moping around and talking about self harm and they think "fresh meat". You're spineless ass is gonna last like a week. Guarantee it.

So fuck off with this dimestore cheap attempt at depth. Take it to the CW where this kind of vapid brain damaged turd would make a million dollars. Because here it's not gonna get you anything but mockery. This warning counts as my good deed for the week. It ain't gonna happen again.

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