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Jim "the Jim" Jimson · (11-01-2019)

The Camera turns on with Jim Jimson and Tristan Slater in a public bus

You know, Jim when you said that we are riding in the best way money could buy, I didn't think we would go on a public bus
Tristan has decided to try and get to know Jim Jimson, this ended up leading to Jim Jimson inviting Slater to THE MOST LETHAL LOTTERY, Tristan thought that Jim maybe wasn't as stupid as he looked and who knows maybe they could be friends.

Oh Come on, have you ever paid bus fare, it's CRAZY expensive! Why don't you pay for it Mr. sunglasses indoors

And where on earth are we going!

The only thing that Tristian has learnt about Jim, is that he's one stingy son of a bitch and kind of an arse

Trust me, Slater boy, we are going to THE MOST LETHAL LOTTERY!!!
Multiple people look over at Jim Jimson to Tristian's Dismay.

Jim what in the fuck are you doing Tristan whispers to Jim

What! I'm just expressing my love for THE M- Slater stops Jim from yelling again. Tristan has to admit he's curious about this 'More Lethal Lottery' Jim is very, very excited about this Lottery, maybe he's a lunatic. Maybe Jim is going to take him to some crazy arse, Hardcore company that has more chair shots to the head more than a collar and elbow tie-up. A company where tables are made of glass, where you have to pin our opponent while he is on fire. Maybe Jim is some crazy guy.

The bus stops in front of a restaurant. Jim stands up.

Jim what are you doing

Im getting off the bus

But WHY are you getting off

So we can get to THE MOST LE-

Stop fucking yelling! Tristan yells
Everyone looks at him. Tristan thinks Jim is a complete fucktard, after 5 minutes of talking to him, he has already made Tristan want to strangle Jim
Tristan doesn't show any of his anger, he steps out of the bus and walks inside. Jim orders a table for them and signs a waiver of some sort. A waiter leads them to a table. Tristan wonders about what Jim could have possibly signed. Maybe this isn't some generic restaurant, maybe it's just a cover-up. What if the waiter leads him and Jim to some private wrestling show. Tristan thinks that maybe Jim isn't so bad after all.

Jim eagerly goes through the menu as if his mum, just let him look at it for the first time in his life. Tristan orders a steak. A waiter comes by to, take their orders.

Hey, Me and him have signed up, for THE MOST LETHA-

Oh so you 2 are entering in our little game, well I hope you have fun, it begins at around 8 pm.
The waiter leaves after he takes their orders and Jim prepays the bill. Tristan looks at him clock and see's that it's only 5. Meaning he's going to have to sit at a table for 3 hours with Jim Jimson, until anything interesting happens Oddly Jim is very silent, only looking around at the people in the restaurant.

What are you doing?

I'm looking

Looking for what?

Looking for certain people

Could you try to give me a full answer?

No, I'm too busy looking
Tristan gives up trying to talk to Jim and just goes on his phone.

5: 30

So, I assume you've been training for our big match?
Tristan is taken off guard by Jim finally talking to him

Are you going to say something?

Yes, Of course, I'm not exactly planning on losing.

Huh, I've haven't been training that much lately. Mainly fighting of pigs and Family members of Jack Black

[color=#FFFFFF] What?

It's just what happens when your the greatest heavymetalweight champion of all time, did I tell you how I won back by title, I had tomake my font get smaller and smaller so that Big D didn't notice..........
Tristian just starts to tune out Jim Jimson and just feels his thoughts of Jim being a hardcore wrestler seem more and more unrealistic.

7:50

After what feels like centuries, the waiter finally shows up with no food, but a piece of paper. The waiter gives the papers to Jim Jimson.

What is that?

Oh this, this is THE MOST LETHAL LOTTERY paper's

What?

Yeah, it's our bingo papers. You see the old grandma behind out is named, Edna, or as we know her on the bingo scene, she's called "La Extremo"
she has won every bingo, she's ever appeared in. The second she enters a bingo game, you know it's apart of the big leagues. That person to our left is a dude called Luficfer the unforgiving, or as we on the bingo scene, "John". He said that my cupcakes are bad. I'll show him when I team up with you and win. And that guy behind you.......................
Tristian is not listening to a single word Jim says, he is just so, so furious. He can't believe that Jim dragged him out to a FUCKING BINGO GAME.

Tristian stands up and leaves being so utterly pissed that he let Jim pull him along, that he actually sat through Jim's mad rambling for 3 HOURS.

Hey, where are you going? come on.

Jim follows Tristian out of the restaurant

Are you serious we didn't even start?

Oh we didn't start? I had to sit and wait for 3 FUCKING hours just to be told we were playing bingo with a bunch of old ladies

No, John isn't a woman, he's just a devil from hell

That is what I mean, your not taking this seriously, you took me to "the most lethal lottery" what is this a fucking joke to you

I'm taking this super seriously Little Slatey, If we don't make it back to the bingo, we're not going to win. I rigged it, we win no matter what. Come on, let's beat El Extremo and the far more evil John and win some prizes, I'll let you keep them
Tristan is very much fuming at this point, why in the fuck would Jim Jimson want these prizes so badly. He is ready to flat out beat Jim Jimson to a pummel, but that would ruin his chances at LL.

FINE! fucking fine, I'll come with you and win this shitty 2xbux prize '

See I knew, you would come around. Come on
Tristian walks in the restaurant but stays far away from Jimson, so it is impossible to tell they are here together

They sit back at their table and surprise, surprise. Jim Jimson wins.

YES! YES! YES! I WON, FUCK YOU, JOHN, I JUST WON BABY!

The old lady or 'el Extremo' stands up sizing up with Jim Jimson, Jim is in frozen in fear, Tristian is more amazed that she can stand up. El Extremo pulls out a machete and swings it into Jim's shoulder. Jim pulls it out and throws it in the direction on 'John'. El Extremo then pulls out yet ANOTHER machete, tries to stab him in the other shoulder, but Jim stops it when he kicks her in the stomach. Tristian is so engrossed in what the fuck is going on in front of him that he doesn't realise that 'John' is sitting at the table with Tristan.

So your friends with that dolphin fella, huh?

I wouldn't say friends, more like co-workers

It doesn't matter, you came here with him. You know why they call me John? because I kill people!

What the fuck are on about
Before Tristian can comprehend the fact that a guy called, Lucifer the unforgiving would rather be called John. John tries to stab Tristian with a rusty spoon. Tristian overpowers the probably 70-year-old man and takes the spoon away from him until Jim comes from behind stabbing John in the stomach with El Extremo's spinal cord.

that's what you get John

The waiter stands in silence, waiting for Jim

Your prizes are next to the entrance if you wish to pick them up.

He's bleeding from his shoulder, I don't think he wants to go and pick up some prize, right Jimson? Jim, where are you?
Tristian looks around for Jimson for about 2 minutes, until he decides to just leave until he sees Jim standing over the counter. Tristian runs over to the counter and sees the prize. A Vita Valentine T-shirt.

I was hoping it would be a good prize, but I guess it's just crap.

So, what are we going to do now?

I got an idea.
Jim picks up the terrible shirt and takes it along with him, through the public bus ride.

So, Can you believe they gave us a VV shirt, it must be some type of joke on us right? There's no way they give people T-shirts of wrestlers as terrible as that right? I mean she talks more about her love life than, her opponents. I mean, who wants to hear about how her boyfriend is so embarrassed about dating her that he makes an effort to make sure the least amount of people know about them. Now that is sad. And then look at her tag team partner. A drugged up, generic Bruh. If you look at his photos you see somewhere is he a freak of nature. And then you see other photos and he's nothing compared to those photos. Imagine being so insecure that you do steroids AND photoshop photos. I used to have respect for these people I thought they were actually good people, hell maybe even decent workers, but after VV pretended to fight the invisible man and Finding out that Socio does Steroids. I just can't see them as good people in any way what so ever. They are scum of the earth. They are close to dolphin level of scum and that says something.

That's good and all, but you are still bleeding from the shoulder. How were you let on the bus?

He's a fan of barney Green

How does that answer my question
Jim stays slient, Maybe he doesn't have an anwer, maybe he is just bleeding out. Tristian will never know.

The bus stops, Tristian notices that nobody is on the bus, its only Jim and Him. Jim gets up leaving the bus. Tristan follows.

They are in a desolate plainland. With nobody around for miles. Jim grabs the VV tshirt and lights it on fire.

How did you light that fire so quickly?

Back in Australia, I lived in a place almost exactly like this, I have skills that are useful out in places like this.
The 2 watch as the VV shirt burns, the only thing VV shirts are good for.

You, know Jim. You may be annoying and very, very hard to be around, but your not that bad. Comapred to Vita and Socio, they are just complete fuckheads, one is focused on a brand that doesn't mean shit and another one thinks hes the best guy on earth. Vita goes defends her title in rigged matches, Socio is just so much of a fucking douchbag.

They are enjoying the burning tshirt until Jim collaspes onto the ground. Propably from the amount blood hes lost.

Tristian looks over at Jim and sees him on the floor.

Wait thats not in the script

CUT!

Come on why did you go off script like that, Tristian

The entire background gets taken away

He just collasped, is he ok?

Hes fine, he won't bleed out..... For now

And what is up with this script, why did I leave the bingo game then come back and why are you making me say stuff about my opponents, you didn't tell me that was in there and how is this even Jim's promo if its from my perspective and why is there a director for a promo

Dont worry about all that stuff ok, just get ready to re-do the last scene in 3, 2 ,1. GO![/size]

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