Our champion, Thunder Knuckles is seen standing inside an aircraft wearing a red skydiving suit, black helmet, and goggles.

So, it turns out I opted in for a fucking charity event. Fucking charity? Fuck charity! The last time I did a Charity for free was in the 11th grade and that bitch said she was pregnant. Lying whore!

The cargo door of the aircraft opens

Thunder Knuckles doesn't work for fucking free!

Thunder Knuckles grabs his cameraman by his shirt collar and jumps out of the plane. As the wind is passing beside him and the cameraman's body Thunder Knuckles begins to speak

If you think I'm gonna go to the Bahamas and work for free your sorely mistaken! So someone better cough up some fucking xbux or I won’t work the match. Centurion! I'm talking to you, buddy! I won't be waving my appearance fee! I'm expecting to hear back from you soon.

By the way, you should head on down to Floyd’s Chrysler Dodge in Austin, Texas and pick yourself up a new ride with 0% apr for the first year and see why more people are choosing Floyd’s Chrysler Dodge in Austin, Texas TODAY!

Thunder Knuckles pulls his ripcord as soon as he says the word "today". We see him floating back down to the earth gracefully like a badass American bald eagle. While the cameraman gets farther and farther away until finally…


SPLAT!