(09-04-2019, 10:53 AM)Sebastian Duke Said:
Fact is, said "hey Duke, come fuck somebody up," so that's what I did.

Shane, still bleeding from several places while a sexy male nurse (or possibly just some hot stud playing nurse) plucks shards from his back...

But... but... but... everyone fell for the misdirection and thought you were coming to beat down Centurion for me! How can this be? Why, Duke? Why? How could you attack such a legendary, fat piece of horse crap like MiGRaiNe? 'Why Duke! Whyyyy! Wah! Wah! Wah!' Haha, ugh... blarrgg(?) waggle(?) bagga(?) HA! Shane coughs up some blood and decides to keep the boisterous laughter to a minimum.

Shane winces in pain as a rather large chunk of glass is wrenched out of the back of his neck by his sexy male nurse. Ssssshhhh.. aahhh..
Goddammit... You know what? Wildcards, I'm going to give credit where credit is due: K-Money and I were in rare form tonight and took everything you guys had, and we still won the Raw Brutality match fair and square. I don't praise people often, but I've just got to say it... Good work, Fugitives of Sanity. Good work.

Shane claps a couple times but starts to let out a groan as he hunches over in pain.