Our cameras find Chasm walking down the street doing whatever it is that Chasms do. Do Chasms eat? Do Chasms require fluid? Do Chasms breathe? Are Chasms merely just black holes of suckage? Scientist still can't agree to this day but German scientists at the Stift Institute have their top men on the job. Suddenly as Chasms continues to walk down the street in all of his Chasmy glory... glory? Uh... As he continues to walk down the street in all of his Chasmy Chasmness suddenly he gets his chasmosomes absolutely rattled by a chair shot for the ages. Chasm goes down hard as his attacker kneels down beside him.

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K-Money: Keep your head on a swivel, that was just a love tapp, pendejo perno.
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K-Money proceeds to pull Chasm up to his feet, spins him around and drops him right on his neck with an Amityville Horror. He then stands there with his foot on Chasm's chest and his arms crossed waiting for somebody to give him his damn title.