Excuse me, but WHO are you? I have to ask because I haven't really interacted with a jobber since I destroyed Mingermind....... are you his Mrs.? Because all I'm seeing is a bitch trying to make a name for herself by taking down one of XWF's best. Well guess what? You stepped to the WRONG mother fucker, but luckily Steve Justice should be around if you need an easy win.
How stupid can you be? You come here to win the SHIT TALKING Title, and then go on about how I should be able to beat two of XWF's other top competitors. I CAN beat them, and I will once given the opportunity. For right now, I had to make things happen for myself like I've been doing my entire career. Unlike your nasty ass who probably won Championships by sucking dick. Hell, you yourself even said you can't throw a punch, so what the hell are you doing here?! Oh, that's right, using your mouth like you're used to.
*Big D makes a dick sucking motion*
Maybe YOU should be the one doing the cam whoring, at least you'd be successful at SOMETHING since I'm not gonna let you take this belt from me. It'd also save us alot of ibuprofen, since we've already got one Sarah Lacklan around and don't need another. I should apologize to Sar, though, because comparing you to her is like comparing Mini Morbid to a Power Ranger, it just don't do the original justice. How many of her promos did you have to watch to come up with your
way of saying 'unbelievable?' I know imitation is a form of flattery, but not when some prostitute comes in off the streets pretending to be a pro wrestler. That just doesn't cut it.
You talk shit about me for holding two 24/7 belts, but what's that say about YOU challenging me for one? Just like a typical MAGA supporter, you contradict yourself every time you open your mouth. "You could beat future Universal Champions like Lux and Santos, but you suck! You're holding Titles that mean nothing, but I want them!" You can't make this shit up.
Were you dropped on your head as a child, or did the education system just fail you? Maybe your stupidity just comes naturally, unlike those balloons you got on your chest, I'm sure your street corner money paid for that. Because I damn well know it wasn't your XWF career, or else I'd have heard of the great Madison Dyson before now. You obviously competed back in the days when sad excuses for "talent" like Robbie Bourbon and Theo Pryce were winning the Uni, Ooooooohhhhhhh, so much talent!!!! And apparently back then you didn't need to cover people to win Championships, otherwise you would've known to do it to me! So I'd kick out of your "attempt" but there's really nothing to kick out of.
Are we done here, biiiiiiiiitch?
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