How 'bout a little salt for your wounds?
I've taken shits bigger than you, and they were more intimidating, too! Shit is exactly how I would describe you, from your promos to in-ring work; hell, you probably LOOK like it, too, hence the need for that bargain bin Halloween mask. If I was as trash as you, I wouldn't wanna show my face either. No wonder you hide in a volcano when you aren't competing, too much shame to be out in public too long.
The fact you made a joke about a school shooting after the events of this weekend shows that you ARE a piece of shit. Only the most gigantic, wet, smelly turd would be low enough to do something like that!
Girls rejecting me? Goes to show how little you pay attention around here, or you would KNOW I was about to get married. So much for rejection, you must've been looking in a mirror because a girl who's into
midgets wouldn't even sleep with you.
As for my 'manifesto', it's pretty simple: taking your Federweight Championship. Which, at this point, I'd say I'm a lock for unless you wanna do a better job defending it. I don't think telling your opponent their head looks like a pickle jar is gonna cut it, buddy, but nice try. At least that was original and not ripped from someone else's promo. A for effort, F for execution.
You're a joke, and not even a good one. I'm sure the name 'mini' fits you perfectly. In case you don't comprehend, I'm saying you have a small dick that looks like a clit.
The only reason you're in XWF is because the kids like you and Vinnie feels sorry for you. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets cut a check each month for employing a disabled worker. You'll never be Universal Champion, let alone even COMPETE for it. The highlight of your career will be keeping the Federweight Championship warm for me, not once, but TWICE! And that ain't no story, it's the Cold Big D Truth!!!!!
STILL Cover!!!!!
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