Quote:"Now Lux was such a vain hare she wanted all the attention for herself, and she was jealous of Donovan. So she challenged him and amazingly won, becoming top animal and because of this was given top billing on t.v.

"As a result Donovan the Snake was beaten to a bloody pulp and never seen on t.v again, oh what a sad way to go...."

"Donovan Blackwater here to comment on something fucking stupid, I just heard fall outta Mastermind's mouth. I know, it shouldn't surprise or shock me at all and really, it doesn't but I still felt the need to address it. In spite of my utter lack of hand puppets."


"Mastermind. Why on fucking Earth do you think that I've vanished from television?"


"I was the captain of a team at War Games. A winning team. Lux was on that same team and there wasn't any jealousy or animosity between us. We work quite well together and got along rather famously during an extent of days, leading up to the big fight. I consider her and Corey, both friends. Huh? Both? Friends? Before your brain implodes cause lets face it, a master of minds, you are not. Nah. You're just a big ol' dummy. Let me sort it out for you."


"You see, they are two separate entities that share a body. Two occupying forces operating the same vessel. Only they can't do it at the same time. Think the Incredible Hulk. Hulk and Bruce Banner, can't operate in a simpatico fashion, with each other. They are two unique consciousnesses using the same body. The only difference is that Lux doesn't bulk up to three times Corey's size and turn green. There are some definite alterations in mannerisms though. Anyway, that is why I say 'they' are my friends and don't single one out, over the other, by defining their gender with a specific pronoun, understand?"


"Probably not but I'm moving on anyway."


"Maybe you can have your wife bust out the stuffed animals and explain it in slower fashion for you later. Christ. How that woman chose to marry you and stay faithful and even bear your children... is astonishing, to say the least. She either has to be a saint or she's out of her fucking mind. Mad as a hatter. Bonkers. The point is that you're just daft, if you think Lux has any ill will or bad thoughts about me and vice versa."


"Even worse is thinking I disappeared from tv. I'm wrestling on the same Savage that you are, we are going to be at the same exact event, only I'll be faring much better than you will. There are absolutely zero chances for you to walk away victorious. Meanwhile, Barney Green is going to need to be air lifted by a medical chopper, after he and I square off. Because he's such a fat ass, that's the only way that he'll be able to be removed from the ring, in order to receive treatment."


"Never seen on t.v again."


"I oughta fucking bust your skull open for spreading such slander. You brainless fucking . Keep my name outta your mouth or the next time you use it, you'll find yourself choking on your own teeth."