The cameras, instantly come to life and within a matter of mere seconds, I am broadcasted over billions of television and computer screens. Or whatever device you might use to view promotional videos from the XWF. Aren't I handsome? Damn straight I am!





"Hello XWF universe, it is I - Donovan Blackwater, live and in technicolor, here to shoot my second promotional video for my match with Barney Green. I stand before you on this fine day, looking sexy as fuck, in order to deliver a message and to ask a very important question. Because that's what these sort of videos are meant for. To bring about awareness and to ask important questions that challenge our way of thinking and inspire thought. Get our brains really working and focusing on things, that we may not think about that often. Or maybe not at all, really. You know, the topic could be very average and ordinary, something that could be easily noticed everyday but we, ourselves don't necessarily pay much mind to it."


"Just cause we are a typically busy sort of species. Human beings. I'm only half alien, the rest of me is all human male, so I can say that and it still counts. Anyway, in our daily lives, we tend to move around and are usually in a flow of constant motion, so we really don't sit there and think about this sort of stuff. Which we should. We definitely should, but we don't. Not until that one person, brings the specific subject up. All it takes is one man or woman and instantly, our worlds are forever changed. A bright flash of light occurs and we are illuminated. Now, we can see and it gets us to start thinking about that certain topic, which results in wondering and inquiring. We start asking questions and pondering that aspect. That is what brings about change and development. We can learn and grow and that's what leads to improvement, we as a whole become a better group of people. And that's what I'm here to do today. I am here, to make all of you aware of a situation that is occurring, to this very day."


"This very moment, in the XWF... what I'm about to mention is happening and it may shock you and astound the masses but I hope it will also bring forth awareness and change. So we can become a better federation and group of wrestlers. Alright here goes, without any further hesitation, I will ask my question and reveal my topic of great importance."


"Why are there so many fat wrestlers in the XWF?"


"It has come to my attention... there are a lot of fat people wrestling in the XWF."


"Particularly, fat men but there's a rather large woman, that's also employed here. I don't know her name cause I've never watched her perform or seen any of her promos but I have observed her stumbling about the halls of the main XWF building. Most of the time she's eating something, her clothing stained with the sauces and remnants of whatever she's chowing down on. She's sweating and out of breath, in spite of her slow movements. Her arteries massively clogged with fat. She's definitely due for a heart attack, any day now. If she hasn't had one (or more) already. You know cause that's simply the inevitable. That's how it goes for unhealthy individuals. They fall victim to illnesses and attacks and spend a great deal of time in the hospital. That's just common knowledge."


"Anyway, I've noticed there are a lot of fat wrestlers these days in the XWF and it got me curious. That curiosity got me to think and internally question... when did we start hiring all these fat people? When did the standard of being a wrestler get lowered so far down... that we let all these fatties become wrestlers? Obviously, not everyone is in charge of that process but I take pride in the industry that I am employed within and with that pride, I take ownership of that fact. We are a united front of individuals, after all."


"We should take into account all of the actions and happenings in the XWF. For in a way, we are all the XWF. A collective. A union. A family. That's what makes our company great and insurmountable. Because we are one. A single unit, comprised of many. So I ask again... when did we start letting all these fatties into the company? When did we start hiring them? When did we start allowing them to become paid wrestlers? Hmmm?"


"And I look to management, when I ask this. Vinnie? Darius? Atticus? Smoking Bob? Heck... even Shane ? He still wanders about the building and I'm absolutely certain, without even a shred of doubt, that he has some pull or government over the task. He was the one that hired my brothers and I. So I believe he still has some kind of sway over the hiring and firing process. Gentlemen? When did we start letting all these fatties into the XWF?"


"Now, I'll give you an example. Yesterday my brother and Zane Norrison took on The Boston Bruiser and Kuda. Their weight, combined, has to be well over a thousand pounds. It's disgusting. It's really fucking sick that they allowed themselves to get that way but even more disturbing, is the fact that we let them know that it's okay for them to be that way. We gave them jobs and encouraged this sickness and that's not right. I personally think it's deplorable that we gave them a proverbial pat on the back and told them it's alright to treat their bodies like garbage pits. That shouldn't be the case."


"Our bodies are like temples. They are sacred and special and they should be treated as such. That's how I feel anyway. I know that's how my brothers feel. Well two out of three of them do. Oliver has a bit of a drug problem. He likes his cocaine, a little too much. But even he wouldn't let himself go like that and would find it rather gross and unappealing, to allow his body to go to shambles in that fashion. He would find it unsightly and disturbing. As I do and most of the population would. At least, they should see it that way. Clearly, some don't and that's obvious because there wouldn't be all these fat wrestlers, if everyone felt that way."


"My opponent for Savage. There's another example. Barney Green. He's a fat piece of shit and he's been employed here for years! Shane brought this man into the company. Barney fucking Green. The man is a walking tub of lard. Now, I've got to fight that... human waste pit. I am burdened to wrestle that grotesque creature. That's awful. I shouldn't have to do that but I will. It's my job and I will honor my obligation as being an employee for this wonderful federation. I will walk to the ring on Saturday Night and I'll fight Barney Green. And I will more than likely throw my back out in the process because even though I have special abilities, I'm not allowed to use them. Not all the time. I'm restricted to the number of times that I bust them out and use 'em."


"It's a contingency in my contract. The powers that be, believe they give me an unfair advantage. Which is completely ludicrous in my book cause then these behemoths, these woolly mammoths of men, come along and I have to fight them. No questions asked. No objections. All I can do is go to the ring, a silent little soldier. Obedient and forever serving orders. Where's the rule that takes away their ability to let themselves go like that? Hmmmm? Why must the ones that respect and take care of their bodies, suffer the consequences of the fatties' actions? That's not fair or right. Or just. That shouldn't be allowed and yet, here we are, aren't we?"


"We have to fight these fat monsters and for what reason? Entertainment? Hah! Our abuse and torture is entertaining? Well okay, actually I admit that's true, we wouldn't be wrestling or fighting each other, at all... if that weren't the case. We as a whole federation, became wrestlers because the thrill of the fight entertains us. I know that's why I wrestle. That provocation of battle and the urge to fight. To cause as much damage as humanly possible onto another being and get paid for it, all the while. To obtain the notoriety for being the best at inflicting pain upon others."


"Still, there are limitations. That's a part of life, there are some things that we shouldn't have to endure. That we shouldn't have to struggle with. Fighting enormous fat guys is one of them. Would anyone in management put themselves through this task? No. Fuck no! They'll do it to their underlings though. They will put us through this burden and barely lose a wink of sleep over it. This injustice doesn't effect their day. They're getting paid for what we do and yet, they don't have to handle the hardships. They simply book the matches... give the orders and tell their monkeys to dance."


"Go out there and fight that huge mountain of a man. Do it or else. You're out of a job. You will be fired and lose the ability to do the thing that you love, if you don't face the fatty. Where's the person wagging their finger and threatening them, for what they put their employees through? How come Vinnie Lane isn't telling these lower tier gms, to take better control of their subordinates? Why? Cause he's right there with them. Committing the same crime. He's guilty, just like the rest of them. All that matters is money and that's it. Our well being means nothing. Clearly that's the case or they wouldn't hire these fat pieces of shit. Barney Green would not be a wrestler in this federation. But he is and that's how I know, they don't give a damn about their employees."


"Well, I'm here today, speaking in front of you all in order to say, that isn't right. That shouldn't be allowed or permitted and I think, it's time for a change. Hopefully my voice is enough to alter the situation. We need to take a long hard look at ourselves in the mirror and make a change. We need to change as a federation. Management needs to find a new way of looking at things. Cause then and only then, can this place improve. That is the only way the XWF can become better and evolve. And that's really a goal that we all should strive for. Evolution and improvement. That's what I feel is necessary and important. I can't speak for everyone. But that's my opinion. My take on things. I'm only one man though."


"Still, I hope the fact that I am sharing this thought... voicing this opinion, with all of you today, will be enough. To provoke change and inspire a new way of looking at things. Get you all thinking and questioning the order of things and how stuff operates around here. I hope my words, will bring forth a new era in the XWF and they drive you all to desire, the same things that I do. Because I am still just one man and I can't do it on my own. I might have powers but I am not a god. My father has even more impressive abilities than I do and even he isn't a god. There's only one god and he created us with the ability to think for ourselves."


"That's the marvelous thing about humans. We can think and make choices for ourselves. We can choose to improve but that choice must come to us, and what's a great way to get folks thinking? Speaking our minds. Much like I am doing, right at this very moment. I hope these mere words that I am currently sharing are enough to inspire. To get you all to start talking and begin sharing your own beliefs and opinions. Then one voice can become many. Till it becomes a deafening roar and then maybe... just maybe. A mountain can be moved. That mountain of course being, the employment of fatties in the XWF. By moving it, knocking it down and toppling it to the ground. Metaphorically speaking, of course. What that translates to is that if we become a single force demanding the end of employing fat asses. Maybe then we will see some real change and improvement. As a united front we can do anything, after all."


"I want to thank you all for listening and paying me the courtesy of your attention. I'm Donovan Blackwater and this has been my promotional video for my match with Barney. A real dinosaur that needs to die. Thank you."

Donovan Blackwater
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